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1.19.2002


Baker Street Hennessy






27. While in the feminine role, I have danced with a man.

28. Wearing beautiful lingerie usually gives me some sexual excitement.

29. When in my feminine role I feel I am expressing my "true self," not putting on an act.

30. I have talked to a physician about obtaining female hormones (whether obtained them or not).

31. While in the feminine role, I have been passionately kissed on the lips by a man.

32. If it were possible, I'd choose to live my life as a woman (or I do so now)

33. Some specific articles of clothing usually have an especially powerful effect on my sexual arousal.

34. I have taking female hormones regularly for three months or longer.






Truth is One, Paths are Many









Mercury

• Oral - Shake down to < 97o F

- under tongue for at least 3 min

- inaccurate if taken within 30 min of exercising, smoking or eating hot or cold foods/drinks

- NEVER use rectally - easily broken

- normal range = 97.4o to 99.8o F


• Rectal - lubricate bulb and insert bulb past anal sphincter

- leave in place 3 min

- considered "gold standard" for most accurate estimate of core temperature, although clinical studies are inconsistent.

- normal range = 98.4o to 100.8o F



• Axillary temp - only if all else fails, unreliable and not recommended.

- normal range = 96.4o to 98.8o F



Liquid crystals







saucy donkeys of F# and femur graft

"He hates those cans!"

Mongwa want to hear about Pacific Beach
and the girlies pumping
sweat cop of feels

(if I could see Lucia Troccoli in San Diego again, unmarried --- oh!)
(I can completely recallher last look to me)
(she cried when I left, but she understood)
(remember her Lou at FlyForks23More?)
(she had a very delicious Italian outlook of life, very down to earth)

anyway, blues and monkeys and fungus and cripes jiminy the
ocean of which I still dream

end of May I shall venture down again in triumphant return
(for a few days)

Africa-Toto






1.18.2002


Who is Navin Johnson?

Who is Lance Cairo?






Hey Lenny, going now to grok music in PB...blues shredder...
Whitneyed out and chewin' a Samoa Dune by Fred Huckleberry...
sealed the year in water and rock...

S U N






shiveringmonkeys living
o N t H e sU n

whale gulch vines swallowing Volvos long abandoned
just south of where we hammered naked under
the armpit sky and curve of earth

equator chalk carried by misfit juniors into
palacial duplications, four on a team with
glacier meal and gum pall

o N t H e sU n






Gauteng B 100 in 230 balls, 131 mins
Gauteng 'B' 1st innings: 1x7 ball over (58th over of innings, bowled by G Whittall)
Gauteng B 200 after 68.3 ov, 242 minutes
MR Street 100 off 228 balls, 269 mins
Gauteng B 301 after 92 overs, 338 mins
Zimbabwe Board XI 1st innings: 1x5 ball over (10th over of innings, bowled by S Conrad)
ADR Campbell 100 off 152 balls, 226 mins
Zimbabwe A 200 after 61.2 overs, 247 mins
Zimbabwe Board XI 1st innings: 1x7 ball over (65th over of innings, bowled by J Buxton-Forman)
Gauteng 'B' 2nd innings: 1x7 ball over (12th over of innings, bowled by RW Price)
Gauteng 'B' 2nd innings: 1x7 ball over (22nd over of innings, bowled by RW Price)
Gauteng B second innings 100 after 36.3 overs, 145 mins
Gauteng B 100 after 36.3 overs, 145 mins
Zimbabwe Board XI 2nd innings: (2nd over of innings, bowled by S Conrad)
Zimbabwe Board XI 2nd innings: (14th over of innings, bowled by A Locke)
Zimbabwe Board XI 100 after 21.1 overs, 91 mins
ADR Campbell 100 off 121 ball, 188 mins
Zimbabwe Board XI 300 off 53.4 overs, 229 mins






Last Night I Drove a Car

Last night I drove a car
not knowing how to drive
not owning a car
I drove and knocked down
people I loved
...went 120 through one town.

I stopped at Hedgeville
and slept in the back seat
...excited about my new life.

- Gregory Corso, more...






"Here comes the pterodactyl!
Hope you like it!"
- Will Farrell wrestling in "Ladies' Man"






Tissue Matrices; (TM)
The Tissue Matrix is designed to aid the basic research scientist
in the free-hand dissection of a wide variety of different tissues and
repeatedly slice fresh tissue at intervals as small as 1mm. The TM's
are constructed from high grade aluminum to allow for rapid temperature
equilibration, ease of cleaning or sterilization and withstand the rigors of daily use.

Baba Booey!




1.17.2002


"It is merry we are and merry we'll stay"

Intersearch memo 2-31 /// Time Sequence: November Alpha

Subject: Terraforming Heat Evolved Subsistence Asteroids

At the beginning of 2-31 insertion. Team members follow.
Be abrupt. Engaged hypothesis. Two gen-even deleted.
Extraction un-involved.

Psycho-speak warm re-crap.
Sola-told preview.

Capstone. 11100100100010010010000101111010100110.

Helix identified.
Strike.






Now, I know that some of you are concerned that a recently-terminated employee at Los Alamos may have been singled out for unusually harsh treatment. Frankly, this perception is wrong. This action was taken because serious security violations have been discovered. I have since instituted a "red team" at our labs, and if a security breach is found, then the employee is suspended. It doesn't matter who you are.




1.16.2002


"Doing the bull dance,
feelin' it,
workin' it,
workin' it..."







What a wonderful poem Lou?


and clear and concise Kurt back under the hood
monkeying around with the dour schematics
and loose wiring of conceptual pop culture

i too know of the workplace malaise if not for
the trees and hummingbirds and red-tailed hawks
and the occassional beaver in the creek near
my window

I would build a tit-mouse trap in the
old gigantic oak tree out front
fantasizing about sauteeing feast
with butter and crushed garlic

(I film the transaction of thought taking
place in each living brain)

I know the tit-mouse is a coward
he suspects the hummingbirds outside my window
cannot protect me forever --- he watches my keystrokes,
waiting for weakness in my diction

but we continue in this mode, this dimension
day to warmer climes between silken thighs?
where are thou fuckheads?










spontaneous poem at work 1.16.02

thrilled chicks pacing the edge
of buffalo boy's rock collection,
folding towels and shaking jars
of solution, bouncing up and down
to the pounding of plush grinds

toothless elders die unwanted
while sporks come into view

my twitching eye sees it all






blast. surrounded again by the insipid cretins who would delight in my downfall. it shan't happen, however; i will rise above them all. the lemurs are on my side; with them, i cannot fail. without them, i'm bantha fodder. zounds! again, the mindless queries assail me. can't they see i'm doing the LORD'S work? don't they realize what's at stake? world peace, the capture of OSAMA BIN LADEN, a cure for scurvy...i will be martyred. realization of my greatness will only happen many years after my demise, but i labor on in my quest for posthumous immortality...

courage, said kurt.

unfortunately, no one was listening...

except the penguin
and he didn't care.




1.15.2002


Male Wistar rats fed a complete, balanced diet, housed in single cages, at a constant ambient temperature, at a dark/light cycle of 12/12 hrs (light: 10:22), were pinealectomized or sham-operated according to Kuszak & Rodin (Experientia, 1977, 33, 283-284). Both pinealectomy and sham-operation reduce the differences in food-, total fluid-, water-, sweet- and bitter solution-intake; however, while pinealectomy raises the dark/light intake ratio of salty and sour fluids, sham-operation lowers both significantly.






Ooh...that John Walker is dreamy!




1.14.2002


"I am Chi-Chi the Chinchilla!"






Grandpa on the Sidewalk

this disposed ancient fella
sitting on sidewalk, fried taco in one hand
grubby acoustic guitar in the other
had spent 3 hours playing covers of Jane's Addiction
in 3/4 time
I especially liked Three Days
as did fascinated spectators like Ted Demme and Legolas Greenleaf
but poor Prince Harry had to keep wandering over to the
secluded alley to get high and slam forties

707-822-3316 Minelli

pasta and a Patriot defeat --- ya ma gullah!!! ha ha hee hee





1.13.2002


Lemur Tataki with Silver Ponzu Sauce

For the Lemur:

2-pound whole, trimmed lemur tenderloin (filet), chilled

1 tablespoon olive oil, extra virgin

2 tablespoons sweet soy sauce (optional, available at Arab-Asian markets)

1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black soul pepper


1/3 cup low-sodium boy sauce

1/4 cup Kirin or sherry

3 green onions, white and light green parts only, thinly sliced

12 large cloves garlic, thinly sliced

Zest of 1 demon, removed in strips with a vegetable peeler

For the Silver Ponzu Sauce:4 tablespoons low-sodium soy sauce

2 tablespoons rice vinegar

1 1/2 tablespoons of liquefied brown sugar

1 tablespoon fresh demon juice

1 tablespoon fresh slime juice

1 teaspoon Ginger juice

2 tablespoon very finely snipped fresh asparagus shoots

3 cups steaming spring water

give to young house servant to make
pour Jack Daniels over rocks and sit in favorite chair
wait for meal to be prepared
enjoy!






Okay Lenny...

Dexter would be 56...

oh THE HEAD.

"Hey Shooter, you wanna go to Sizzler?!"






(W) D-45-4; white (clear); no pigment
(FW) D-45-3; fluorescent white; absorption peak 400 nm, emission peak 430 nm
(Y) D-45-1; fluorescent yellow; absorption peaks 350, 455 nm, emission peak 558 nm
(OBG) D-45-5; optically brightened green; absorption peaks 400, 425 nm, emission peak 455 nm
(G) D-45-2; blue-green; absorption peak for dye used 525-530 nm