PULP FICTION SECRETS

by lou dallas | 19:56

159 EXT. STREET 159
The car stops. The driver gets out.
IT IS KOBAYASHI, or the man we have come to know as such. He
smiles to Verbal. Verbal steps off of the curb, returning the
smile as he opens the passenger door and gets in.

The man called Kobayashi gets in the driver's seat and pulls
away .
A moment later, Agent David Kujan of U.S. Customs wanders
into the frame, looking around much in the way a child would
when lost at the circus. He takes no notice of the car
pulling out into traffic, blending in with the rest of the
cars filled with people on their way back to work.

BLACK


by lou dallas | 19:54

NIce fucking script.

by lou dallas | 19:53

Ohh, that felt good. Instead of drinking my semen, I have decided to
add it to my next batch of Lenny's solution. Oh, and I also added sand...not recommended;
this applies as well to hot salsa.



by lou dallas | 17:35

This is for people who don't like their lube to be too slippery (like K-Y) or too thick (like Vaseline). Take a cup and put a little Vaseline petroleum jelly in it. Then add a dab or two of Aloe vera gel, along with a few drops of water. Next, add a dab of Vaseline Intensive Care. Then a couple dabs of bath gel or gel-style shaving cream (like Edge or Gillette for tough beards). Finally, add two squirts of baby oil. Mix well, and use as you would any other lube.

With your hand, pick up a large glop and place your penis into it. Begin to stroke. It's messy but cool, soothing, and the clove oil gives your erection new rigor.





by lenny bellows | 18:18

no worries

by lou dallas | 13:07

In a Gadda Da Vida, Don't You Know That I Love You?food for thought
international realities



by lenny bellows | 21:44

"What was your name again?"

Ponja! Booty? You got it? Fruity!
Told the Monkey! Where is the banana?
In the berry bushes! Lots of fun!

Chazz Palmenteri is a warm
slap in the face.
A Satori dispenser to the uninitiated.
Kissed his friend's girlfriend without
remorse.
Sloppy kisser.



by lenny bellows | 21:25

by lou dallas | 18:56

Glad to see Kurt back in the house.

"Suck her titties!"

OM

by lou dallas | 18:32

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GET OVER IT RALPH MALPH...FUCK ME!!

by lou dallas | 18:30

"Open your mouth...HURRY!"

porno .mpeg from the internet

the warriors are marching
midnight blue and gold
they will take down the nation's birds
and soldier onward to glory

i'm thinking they will cover the spread
AND THEN SOME

"has anyone seen my pants?"
-a man called bryan
in a place called the caribbean
after a clear liquid was imbibed


by Kurt | 12:16

"Wow, that's really big."

Just saw Hurly Burly --- finally.
Glad for the Lou Dallas persistence.
Brilliant flick.
Kevin Spacey and Gary Shandling remind me
of Lenny and Lou in some ways. I could of watched
scenes of them interacting all night long.
Would like to watch with Lou sometime. When he moves to
Mendocino County, perchance.


by lenny bellows | 21:40

Post your favorite lines from pornos:
(If you don't have any...well, you suck.)

"I love the way your titties are bouncing!"


by lou dallas | 17:26

"As for BryGuy Philiphs Petroleum Jelly, of course there will be no "partying", booze, or Heaven Forbid, cannabis.
I have found Jesus now. I am going to perform a spiritual intervention on Bryan.
We are going on a retreat up near Quincy.
There we will be surrounded by Jesus lovers, and trees, and animals for petting.
We will be free to sing hymns and to hold hands. It will be beautiful.
Don't spoil the surprise for Bryan.
I want him to connect with God and His Followers without any preconceptions."

- Al Bion



by lou dallas | 16:21