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2.02.2002


Saw Gold Cup Final En Vivo today on Univision. USA vs. Costa Rica
USA: Campeones!!!!

What a goal by Jeff Agoos!!!!







Child Abuse (619) 531-2260
Community Relations Assistants:
David Contreras (619) 531-2678
Rob Lewis (619) 531-2679
Rudy Tai (619) 531-2600
Mark Dallezotte (619) 531-2676
TTY for Community Relations (619) 533-5790
Crime Analysis (619) 531-2413
Crime Prevention (619) 531-1554
Crime Stoppers (619) 235-TIPS
Crisis Intervention (858) 573-5040
Domestic Violence (619) 531-2387
TTY for Domestic Violence (619) 531-2954
Financial Crimes (619) 531-2545
Gangs (619) 531-2847
Homicide (619) 531-2293
Internal Affairs (619) 531-2801
Juvenile Administration (619) 531-2270
Licensing (Administrative Vice) (619) 531-2250
Media Relations (619) 531-2673
Missing Persons (Adults Only) (619) 531-2277
Missing Juveniles (619) 531-2000
Neighborhood Policing (619) 531-1554
Narcotics Unit (619) 531-2468
Records (619) 531-2846
Recruiting (619) 531-2677
Reserves (858) 573-5041
Retired Senior Volunteer Patrol (RSVP) (858) 573-5043
Robbery (619) 531-2299
Sex Crimes (619) 531-2325
S.T.A.R./PAL (619) 531-2718
Vice (619) 531-2452
Video Unit (619) 531-2618
Volunteer Services (858) 573-5042






VISUALIZE EL NINO






Bug-eyed negro police points to small fish-
#60 on his roof and ray-bans on his bald head-
fist pumping to The Carpenters in his
dark apartment every night-

Sheepboy sees, all, sees all seze the diem-
Vegas reunion-
imminent conclusions

whacked puppet fisting pumas.




2.01.2002


Naked
Just washed while typing and getting high
:Listening to Creedence
Going Tao Tao to see fun dance band
Meeting my new female 21 year roomate
To get Drunk
I am 57 and have no morals and I sense her lust is building
I shall take her hand and place it around
a confetti tube full of brown
mustard and spam
Make her squeeze ute until she screams
"...good men through the ages, trying to find the sun..."
-the CCR is loud and I am getting rowdy
-in my focused lab tree I distill spirits and label faces below
--fist of 'nuther' hit smashes through
lung hohnee
--- with Rice and Fu Manchu
--- double dating with a monkey and Potsey
they tongue kiss like slobbering idiots
I watch pony lick water and eat ludes
"...fix your mind on a crystal day..."
and Suzy fixes her makeup with the egg salad paste
hiding catchers' mitts from
The Rowdy Farmer Son Psycho Beet Complex
I must get dressed
She is waiting for Heidi and Suzy
"better run through the jungle..."
Chaka Bragas






I guess this falls under the "Only in Gitmo" category.







ghaaa!!!! ghaaa!!!! me three!!!!

soon to dredge
scroll quotes

Long live long hairy balls of George Harrison

ripped the dolphin
mask off of the Superbowl
for the Ramites it is all about Astrol Turf
which is present in sufficient quantity in Na'Leans

RAMS by16!!!!!!! (Raider Nation)








hmmmm...
more sex appeal...
more power...
for less than $15 a year...
BRILLIANT!!

i shall procure all appropriate funds...
e-mail the address to
kurtbali@yahoo.com

Who dat iz? Who dat iz?
Dat jus' mah babydaddy!




1.31.2002


GENUINE SHEIT

Mungo goo-goo poo ka.






Nuke Plants on High Alert

"Can a nigga get a table dance?!!!!!"






Hey Mudd!! Do ya wanna go thirds on a 12-month, $40 deal with Blogger that gives us way more
power and sex appeal, all the while making our Blog cooler?

SINsearlee, /\/\ |=










Rebecca Busby
To: "Jorn Buhring"
01/02/2002 cc: William Bushby/VIC/NRMA@NRMA,
08:13 AM adriang@level24.com
Subject: Re: Desk Setup on Level 19(Document
link: Rebecca Busby)

I have hired 15 chairs for the floor. They should be in the section where
Paul Chow is. (They are black and have arms)

Kind Regards,
Rebecca Busby
Personal Assistant to Tony Wood
Distributor Relationship Management
Insurance Manufacturers of Australia Pty Limited
(02) 9292 9546 (direct)
(02) 9292 9849 (facsimile)

"Jorn
Buhring" To:
pond.com> Subject: Desk Setup on Level 19

31/01/2002
05:52 PM

Hi Rebecca,


A quick note in regard to the desk space on Level 19. Phone sets have been installed today; however we are still waiting for chairs. As such, we are still on Level 16 unitl setup has been completed. Thanks again for organizing everything.






curse you, vile heretic...
never
NEVER
will my beloved sheep
fall to such as that...
my team is STRONG
and shall rise to the challenge
you treacherous swine
and i shall be laughing
LAUGHING
i tell you
laughing the night away in a flood
of rum and buffalo wings

-kurt






GO PATRIOTS!





1.30.2002


The neighborhood of West 8th St Lab






So limmy time
I take ol man Rufus
you knowww him mon
the man wit de white onion
I take ol man Rufus behind the shallee cart
give him whuping to death depart
his soul give me wise council
H's and O's and funny feelings
in my tummy so, my name is Oksana
Svetlova, I live in St. Petersburg, Russia.
When you send me Chelsea and Fat Cop Stickers
for my English class?












noice me maoin...

digi, ol lance cairo
peipin soonn up in heya...

goddim al bentover dc
biolampcrease stations

2-309






random thoughts by a random man

people aren't bothered enough...
i need to eat more corn...
jack black should run for a political office...
is there a law against public nose picking? i hope not!
i have a long white hair growing just above my pee-hole...
as soon as he dies, i'm raising money for an eddie albert memorial...
i'm suing charmin for the never-ending streaks in my tightie-whities...
mary ann or ginger? fuck that, i'll take lovie!!
what's the worst thing about sex with a three-year-old?
getting the blood out of the clown suit...
sam kinison is not dead...
he's working the desk at a halfway house in des moines, iowa...
when i eat buffalo wings, oddly enough, my ejaculate tastes like peanut butter...
male sheep by eleven over the lovers of their country...
is there anyone who doesn't like masturbating in front of their dog? didn't think so...
my left testicle is shaped like andy griffith's head...
finally, if america is fighting terrorism, why does rosie still have a show?
o'donnel or perez? i'll never tell...

until hemorhoid cream comes in butter pecan,
make mine chelsea and the fat cop
nominated for an emmy for BEST USE OF A STRAP-ON VIBRATOR
two years running!






ah yes...
the H is definitely O,
my friend...

SCHLITZ
and a bowl of healthy, hearty
CAMPBELL'S CREAM OF CORN

mmmmm, mmmmm good...






Am I correct, I hope?

Actually, I am not quite sure... Did I or Natasha Fedorova write
you before to your other address? Anyway, now I am here instead of
her too.

So, my name is Oksana Svetlova, I live in St. Petersburg, Russia.

I have a couple ideas, how we could cooperate to mutual benefit,
see, possibly you will find some interesting.




1.29.2002


Nobody Fucks with Jesus






onea onea at leasta onea
they take me to dat tree next week
where the money falls and
blesses the southern Friar luvs
maybe toua? yeah maybe thinking
almost march and fun and still
waiting for monkeys to utilize
zero point energy






La faciu de rfiroire knu.

How many of my clicks nuggas woolin?

Late eight freight shake pass cash.

Never core limit wreck for the knu.


by Quivering Horse Chillum Soaring






Scary thing occurs to me:
Both Kurt and Lou know about "Beer and Soup"!

Bwuahauhahahhahahahaaaaahhhhh!!

"The H is O."






the cycle completes itself
as i provide escort to the final stop...
she had boarded the bus with no
immediate thoughts of de-boarding...

the bus JOLTED to a halt
"last stop"
i don't want to get off here, glenda thought...
and she said so.

"sorry, it's not your choice...
end of the line..."
in the blink of an eye
she was off the bus...
in a new place
she'd never been before...

myself and the other five
quietly escort her to her new quarters...
nice surroundings, peaceful
but out of the way...

oh, well
at least the neighbors are quiet...

goodnight, glenda.




1.28.2002


Email from a client of ours.
Do ya think she is on coke?

"Hi Pam,
I have been having alot of problems with the ticket
because this is Mexico. Last minute tickets are
ususally very expensive but I saw something on
travelocity on first perusal that seems bareable, but
when I went to ticket it, it said that airlines does
not do e-tickets and it is too last minute to mail it
and it is by special arrangement that you can pick the
ticket up at the desk. I don't want to risk going to
the airport (after packing up all my stuff (I have
alot here because I was planning on camping for wuie
some time - I drove), to find out either thay don't
have a space or, as would more than likely be the
case, that they only have those very very expensive
last minute tickets. I was coming back mainly to do
this, and there is a limit of how much I am willing to
spend. I have been trying to get through by phone, but
that has its own set of challanges (I am in a small
town not in the big city). As it stands right now,
doesn't look like I will make it. I guess I had a
funny intuition about this.
I origianlly plananed on using my FF miles on United
but it turned out United discontinued flights from
where I am. So that is why I told you I would
probably be coming, but then I thought I could find
something somewhat reasonable, which I am now having
difficulty with.
I will keep at it and if I can't get a reasonable
ticket I guess I will just have to wait till you do
the next one and pray there is a next one. If not
maybe I can have a private meeting with one of the
experts there and have them tell me exactly the things
I am interested in. Please keep me informed of your
next schedule. Thanks Joy
ps If you do not get an e-mail from me by tomorrow
midday then I guess you can assume I was not
successful and sorry for the false alarm "






So high, I repeat: "Mama."




1.27.2002


You want to come to my cave for some some lamb meat?

Yes, the Coast has not wavered. I dream of the ocean and the trees. The rivers.
I dream of the memory of Gina Trowel.
She as like gold water in my throat.
I do karmic penance for indefinate future/past/NOW.
Until reunification will the spritual whole.
"I like American Movies very much.
You know Keyser?"
He is from Turkey. I like dark meat.






"When he moves to
Mendocino County."

Either there or Hum or Son.
Dierdre wants it too. Figure best
case scenario sell Bio for $200M in 2006.

Live between Cabo, So Cal, and North Coast.

Kinda a vision...but more geared on El Nino
pushing the tuna into our islands here...


ROOOOOAOAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!!!!