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HEADlines - Shake a Spear, Dear: lou dallas - The Bane of Reggie Croissant: lenny bellows - SPOON!: lou dallas - Yasser has a 15" penis: lou dallas - Family Values: lenny bellows - AIDS: lou dallas |
4.12.2002
"Touch your nose to this Spooky. Come here kitty. You know you like salmon!"
"Oh, I guess my day wasn't near as exciting as yours. I've never seen a furball at work. I'll ask Oscar if he has any." "Hee hee. Mike Bibby is kind of cute, in an Oreo Cookie kind of way. I bet he has purple toe-nails." "Hey, you know where the clicker is? I want to watch the beginning of COPS. They are going to pound a toothless bum into a sidewalk. God, I get tears in my eyes." "You want to know a secret?" 4.11.2002
 Shake a Spear, Dear Jaq. I do not desire you to please me; I do desire you to sing. Come, more; another stanzo: call you them stanzos?
Ami. What you will, Monsieur Jaques. Jaq. Nay, I care not for their names; they owe me nothing. Will you sing? Ami. More at your request than to please myself. 12 Jaq. Well then, if ever I thank any man, I’ll thank you: but that they call compliment is like the encounter of two dog-apes, and when a man thanks me heartily, methinks I have given him a penny and he renders me the beggarly thanks. Come, sing; and you that will not, hold your tongues. Ami. Well, I’ll end the song. Sirs, cover the while; the duke will drink under this tree. He hath been all this day to look you. Jaq. And I have been all this day to avoid him. He is too disputable for my company: I think of as many matters as he, but I give heaven thanks, and make no boast of them. Come, warble; come. 4.10.2002
The Bane of Reggie Croissant Step into my world
It is a socio-psychotic state of bliss You've been delayed in the real world How many times have you hit and missed Your cat scan shows disfiguration I want to pet a naked goofy in a Disneyland bathroom With a misfired synapse synapse Synapse Yo Dallas WE BE HAPPY DOG SHANE BELFAST = DAVID ENGLISH-CUTSINGER
4.09.2002
SPOON! 4.08.2002
Yasser has a 15" penis  4.07.2002
Family Values Terrorists make good targets.
In Lebanon, some 200 young children dressed as suicide bombers with mock explosives strapped round their waists led a rally of 5,000 Palestinian refugees who threatened to attack embassies and hijack planes if harm came to their leader Yasser Arafat. God Bless Yasser. Let him lick your blessed, sandled athlete's foot scrunge soon. AIDS damn right breeder...
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