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HEADlines - Chicago Dash: lou dallas - The Beauty of Donyell Marshall: lenny bellows - On Tuesdays...: lenny bellows - When I fantasize about Cotton and St Louis: lenny bellows - FeAr CrAcKeRs: lou dallas - Van Wilder: lou dallas - Layne to Rest: lou dallas - Layne Staley: lou dallas - Pine: lou dallas |
4.27.2002
Chicago Dash Suits and skirts and flirts and brutes,
all this conference...making those 'ends. Last night puffing gola and Fin 21st floor overlooking crazy Lake Michigan chop and city lights shooting pool and laughing at anything. Rain coming down and Cops episode and a smooth buttocks. Will you will what you want? The Beauty of Donyell Marshall Long weekend mornings pondering
the Donyell Marshall posters hanging on the blessed wall of my bedroom. He is my wizened poet; my mind's eye projects nobility on his features. I think he is like a Dark Age knight who would roam the country side on a malted charger, helping distressed damsels up onto the bony neck of his sweating horse. Oh, Don-yeeeeeelllll You are the Prince of Darkness in all of your silky charms! How you fondle the basketball! 4.25.2002
On Tuesdays... I often sit in my treehouse and count the leaves on the limbs outside the window.
I think I got to 420 once, but I am not sure. I hate Pepsi, but I like Coke. I can also see a billboard from where I watch It is an advertisement for Jiffy Lube. I always get an erection when I see it. Jiffy Lube. Websters defines jiffy as: moment, instant. --- and defines lube (as a noun): lubricant. Instant lube. "In a moment sir, I know you need this service. I just don't want to commit a tort! Yeah, Bali. I mean you!. 4.24.2002
No way should a man have to be subjected to nothing but hog futures and Jesus for $575.
That's just cruel. Seriously Folks,
I gave the poodle some water before going to the movies. I never intended for the dog to suffer. 4.23.2002
When I fantasize about Cotton and St Louis sometimes I like to lay down in my dark room, on my firm, uh yes
and pull my slick, cool rubber sheets above my head my geadogibnemn, my headphones firmly wrapped around my mind listening to the soothing tones and 23,000 decibels of System of a Down I like to imagine blank pieces of paper being filled with an array of crayon colors like mustard and sky-blue, and forest green and olive in scheme of circular patterns whirls and dervish forms inside of demon bowels and graceless lumps of pre-Cambrian basalt forced into the nostrils of forgotten mid-Eastern deities when I withdraw from the tumult I turn on a light and read tales by Michener, Hunter S., and the tiny people that live in my sock drawer stories of violence and peace and moments of pure bliss intertwined with the fear of being watched and ridiculed for loving feline caresses hear the femurs crack in the desert wadi! Allah is God and Mohammed is His Prophet FREE DELIVERY! Pre-ordered semen from NECSC can be delivered to the Nationals in Colorado or to the convention in Maryland at no additional cost. Get your semen catalog with color photos now by sending $3 with your request to Monique Roeth, Sec/Treasurer NECSC, 2 County Road 2, Berne, NY 12023-4211 or browse through our listings on the website.
FeAr CrAcKeRs wolf milk
angst taxi dumb waiter claw hammer 4.22.2002
Van Wilder Just saw it. Laughed to tears. Hell yeah.
Layne to Rest "I messed around as a little boy
I grew up, made the blade my new toy Friends said boy with what you screwin' around I said Don't concern yourselves and just Gimme another blast Yeah" our aspiring smack addict mr. staley
was apparently shuffled loose this mortal coil approximately two weeks prior to his discovery... i'm thinking the rent in that particular Seattle apartment is probably pretty cheap right about now... NOW OPEN! 2BR, 2BA Apt., located near Starbucks, great price, slight bug problem, slight odor. Chalk outline of rockstar still visible on carpet. Will negotiate price. Call 573-324-3341 for details. 4.21.2002
Layne Staley Did it rain?
Pine shadows breathing writhe
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