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HEADlines - B Timm B4 Orange County or "The Juice Is in the Fridge": lenny bellows - Spleenus: lou dallas - YOU: lenny bellows - Drunk Again in Haifa: lenny bellows - Phlage: lou dallas - Bat Guano : lou dallas - fame kills! fame kills! fame kills!: lenny bellows - my favorite thing: lenny bellows - NASCAR Bali: lou dallas - Palm Desert Highlight: lou dallas |
5.10.2002
B Timm B4 Orange County or "The Juice Is in the Fridge" "What do you think Billy?" his mother asked in an annoying falsetto.
He looked up from his breakfast, a quick grin plastered on his face. "You want Moo Moo Cakes and syrup with them eggs?" "No," he answered in pre-pubesent chirp, "I just need some ketchup for my scramblers." "O.K. honey. The juice is in fridge, Dog." 5.09.2002
Spleenus HITCHHIKER
A salesman--that's what I am. I mean, I'm gonna be anyway. I'm starting my own company--video sales--just as soon as I get enough seed money. TED 'That right? Good for you. HITCHHIKER Yeah, you wouldn't believe my idea--it's a home run. You ever hear of Eight-Minute Abs? TED The exercise tape? Sure, I've seen it on T.V. HITCHHIKER Two million copies it sold last year. Two million, man. But not next year--my idea's gonna blow them outta the water. Get this: (dramatic pause) Seven-Minute Abs. SUBVERSIVE TACTICS
the pickle is in the bun repeat the pickle is in the bun. no mayo, mushrooms only, thank you... say hello to our friends in israel... lost the ability to edit... one man holds the key... i'm scared... YOU IT HAS COME TO THE ATTENTION OF THE CORPORATION
THAT SOME MEMBERS OF CERTAIN SECRET SOCIETIES HAVE BEEN EXPRESSING SUBVERSIVE IDEAS IN PUBLIC. THIS SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED. THAT IS ALL. ---- Jack Black, Human Management Officer 5.08.2002
Drunk Again in Haifa Watching Do the Right Thing on mushrooms
Mookie! Mookie! You think you know someone, then super Phlage --- the young puppies dribble milk on your loins --- smashing corn in the gums of donkeys (after having forced Mescal down their throats) running for the Mexican beach in the morning boda bag, mag light winter suffer the consequences --- Bali sees words like a strobelight Dallas like a dictum Bellows a motorcross with hotwheels Drunk again in Haifa. Phlage Hanging gut pass,
hamburger gopher peel - pretty good hop, pithy God hominy. all i'm sayin'
pretty baby... la-la-love you, don't mean maybe... 5.07.2002
 Bat Guano the hung
sounds black the moon hung low,
like a great orange testicle in the sky... the sounds of bat flatulence RIPPED through the night air like some great, stinking, ripping thing... "ye gods!" claimed the visitor... "don't worry," said bali calmly... "bottled bat flatulence is a big seller on the tibetan black market..." 5.06.2002
fame kills! fame kills! fame kills! Prairie Vat
mucus and a bad attitude my favorite thing Yea dem der, need sum moooon-shine for the race on saterday
they gonna make alot of left turns, turns me on you know Ise like the cock pit crew, with their runnin and jumpin and get all and they go by again yep again and the smoke and the noise boy sure luv my brothers cusin she shure is cute, yep NASCAR Bali 5.05.2002
Palm Desert Highlight Changed the "PRIVATE PARTY" sign to
"RAPE PATTY" whilst guffawing over too many tequila shots |
