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Absinthe: lou dallas

- Mattole Watershed: lou dallas


- PAST KURT: lou dallas


- kURT?: lou dallas


- MUDD PITT: lou dallas


- juboki ........... a bigamist, a man with two wives : lenny bellows


- Main Kansas City Hospital: lenny bellows


- Fun on the second return translation: lenny bellows


- ```babelf1sh''''': lou dallas


- Mee Suckee?: lenny bellows


- Your Bitch Frosty, She Does: lenny bellows


- Lance Cairo: lou dallas


- Begging at Satan's Place: lou dallas


- onlyrumcomesclose: lou dallas


- The Prize: Lance


- Random Haikus Composed at Work... thinking dialectically, feeling ill: Lance


- Cream Past: lenny bellows


- Gawlee!!: lou dallas


- U.S.S. Shiloh (CG-67): lenny bellows


- Down with Dallas, Beat LA: lenny bellows


- Yes, the Dionne is coming... (sperm scream): lou dallas


- borrego sunburn: lou dallas


- 1-800-TEEN-CLIT: lou dallas


- There is No Spirituality?: lenny bellows



5.18.2002


Sneaky Portugese chicks smoking dope
on the wall by the rigging warehouse.




Absinthe

Zenbeer's Realm of Drunken Behavior takes no responsibility if you actually use these recipes and make your own absinthe, these are re-printed for RECREATIONAL and EDUCATION purposes only. That having been said:

** Absinthe #1 **

1 pint vodka
2 tsp crumbled wormwood (dried)
2 tsp anise seed
1/2 tsp fennel seed
4 cardomom pods
1 tsp majoram
1/2 tsp ground coriander
2 tsp chopped angelica root
1 2/3 cups sugar syrup


Place vodka in large jar with tight fitting lid. Add wormwood and shake well; steep 48 hrs and strain out. Crush seeds and pods in mortar. Add them and all remaining spices to vodka and steep in a warm place 1 week. Filter and sweeten. (The sugar syrup mentioned above is your standard simple syrup.)

** Absinthe #2 **

1 tsp crumbled wormwood
1 cup vodka
2 Tbsp chopped peppermint leaves
1 piece of lemon peel, 3/4" x 2"
1/3-1/2 cup sugar syrup


Steep wormwood in vodka for 48 hours. Strain out and add peppermint leaves and lemon peel. Steep for 8 days, strain and sweeten. Smells good but is more bitter than #1.

** Absinthe Wine **

All herbs are dried.
2 tsp peppermint
2tsp dried wormwood
2 tsp thyme
2 tsp lavender
2 tsp hyssop
2 tsp majoram
2 tsp sage
2 pints port


Steep herbs one week, filter and bottle. My notes describe this as "bitter, aromatic and potent".

** Absinthe #3 **

(From Arnold's article in Scientific American): An 1855 recipe from Pontarlier, France, gives the following instructions for making absinthe:

Macerate 2.5 kilograms of dried wormwood, 5 kilograms of anise and 5 kilograms of fennel in 95 liters of 85 percent ethanol by volume. Let the mixture steep for at least 12 hours in the pot of a double boiler. Add 45 liters of water and apply heat; collect 95 liters of distillate. To 40 liters of the distillate, add 1 kilogram of Roman wormwood, 1 kilogram of hyssop and 500 grams of lemon balm, all of which have been dried and finely divided. Extract at a moderate temperature, then siphon off the liquor, filter, and reunite it with the remaining 55 liters of distillate. Dilute with water to produce approximately 100 liters of absinthe with a final alcohol concentration of 74 percent by volume (4).





5.17.2002
Mattole Watershed

Rattlesnake Ridge Trail (King Crest Trail - Beach)

4.6 miles, 3,500 ft. descent.

This trail heads off of the King Crest Trail 2.8 miles from the North Slide Peak Trailhead. It is recommended only for adventurous backpackers who don't mind some bushwhacking and stream crossings. Follows brushy Rattlesnake Ridge before descending through old-growth forest to Big Flat Creek. Ferns and mosses line the boulder choked channel of Big Flat Creek, which you must cross five or six times on the way to the coast.




PAST KURT

20011215
i have found TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT
comes with a handful of
DARVOCET
washed down with a good import,
maybe BASS or perhaps
a NEWCASTLE
and a CD of
JANIS JOPLIN
b-sides and, of course,
DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.

taken appropriately, this recipe could,
in fact,
lead to
WORLD PEACE
and a cure for
RICKETS


kurt
posted by Kurt Bali at 18:14






fawn bowling




kURT?


How's the swimming?





MUDD PITT




BreAdth
-=-=-=-=- foul mouthed air show seeker
grooming cowtails, getting lass rails -- burning dar pussem.




juboki ........... a bigamist, a man with two wives

He thrust his young wife into the closet and locked the door.
His other, older and wiser wife, Penelope, stood motionless with
an icy glare fixed on the Beat Master.
Then a voice spoke from the corner. "I spoke to a guy named Dave on the phone today whose brother is a
Nascar Driver. Really."




Main Kansas City Hospital

"Gee, the racism at this hospital
is getting really bad."











5.16.2002
Fun on the second return translation

I will screw this delayed monkey and will become happy!

I will pull the liberal forehead with my gum wrapper, spraying
dung juice on the masses!

I see the Bootie Öffnung Warp in your mannerisms, polks
fantasizing without means or
auto thunder rules...
auto thunder rules...
my guts are churning
the floods are coming... (good)
you see the mirror reflect buxom sunlight




```babelf1sh'''''

Je visserai ce singe retardé et deviendrai heureux!

Here's the scene:

Bootie Mouth Warp.







much activity, much to ponder...

will i see clones flick?
lucas has become a whore
he deserves scurvy...

an all-star event
but not of the round ball type
auto thunder rules...

my guts are churning
i know where the problem lies
no more badger cheese...

the floods are coming...
be thine wary...




5.15.2002
Mee Suckee?

Looking in my window is a form. It says:
"I'm sorry. I'm Jennifer's Mom."

Very strange.
Kind of like Star Wars geeks when
they steal their little brother's rosary and burn it.





Your Bitch Frosty, She Does

Thag you bekka shree
Take you meat boy shine
Fillerup
Gossip
Shrill moksha paradigm.

On a long motor club rental
Where the fever snail roars at hitchhikers
Sallow watchmakers vote on the fate
of fricasee peddlers dining
well.

Glance at the Bird Eagle Bridge. It's shadow
climbs on your mind fry and bellows inconsistencies
at
juniper pump fish blues.




Lance Cairo

lancecairo




Begging at Satan's Place

Washing down vitamin 6 with Cola -- itchy trigger mutants
teem in the Valley of Schogk.

Beetle-driving bull dykes laugh hysterically
at Johnny Carson.

Bile reflux disease is attributed to cream wave,
especially girl-field ion fulfiller korn.

Spandex and vodka -- black light special.










onlyrumcomesclose

Saturday, May 18
MATCHUP AWAY TV HOME TV NAT TV TIME 15:30 (ET)
Western Conference Finals, Game 1 - Series tied 0-0
LA Lakers at Sacramento




The Prize

One day we will all miss Castro's philosophy, Stalin's poetry.
When there's no Evil Empire... we've devour ourselves.




Random Haikus Composed at Work... thinking dialectically, feeling ill

Amid life crises
and experimental jazz
flowers pollinate.

Medical concerns
medeski martin and woods
and I'm short on breath.

Flashback or sickness
it's fun nonetheless, for me
it'll all be gravy.

How long does it stay
with you? Can I tell the Gov
without conjecture...?

It all fades quickly
before the shore is safe;
at dusk the demons dream

and I haven't a soul to tell...




5.14.2002
Cream Past

e Thoughts

Downwards with the ox fuckers!!!

--- they know who they are
they seethe with immature jealousy
at the thought --- of bloody
fantasy and fun ritual Christian cult classes.

wafer as body, wine as blood
hey bro, want a Thunderbird Basketball?






bat flatulence





Gawlee!!

Into the glide,
I slip and I slide.

Low-cut boomers
don't think I even try.

Interested in poo-poo?
Ooh, gross!
Interested in poo-poo?
Heck, no!

So I came on her buttocks,
ducks' wings lighting up the dawn.




5.13.2002
U.S.S. Shiloh (CG-67)

Dont mess with the Super Ship Shiloh





Down with Dallas, Beat LA

A little something I picked up in France:

Vers le bas avec les baiseurs de boeuf!!!!!

Yo ho ho and a Bottle of Bibby!




Yes, the Dionne is coming... (sperm scream)

not a lot and certainly not Dionne level.
Now Dionne is the Warwick I always
thought she was, wasn't she?

- sperm scream -
000000000000000




borrego sunburn





1-800-TEEN-CLIT

oRANGe cOUNTy

raZor bLade




5.12.2002
There is No Spirituality?

Think I mentioned a little, er, Whitney Houston --- know what I am saying, cat?

But instead, her cousin, Dionne Warwick gettin' on the humpin' soul train.
Know whatcha' want to do with a little, mmm grass, in a food processor
fund primal primate brain
in the back of a Datsun Convertible.

Non-ordinary states of reality:
--- read Teachings of Don Juan, A Yaqui Way of Knowledge
by Carlos Castenada, if you have not recently.
"It is a SW kick in the orgain prognosticator."
-Kelly, the angst-ridden "good" player in the Bad News Bears movies.