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- Che cosa fa?: lenny bellows


- I am sanpaku too.: lou dallas


- Henshaw: lou dallas


- El Capitan: lou dallas


- Lance Cairo : lou dallas


- -prone 0: lou dallas


- My most controversial review on amazon.com: lou dallas


- on the pants: lou dallas


- 'Puter and The Land of the Beautiful People: lenny bellows


- My Main Man Woody: lenny bellows


- seethe: lenny bellows


- One Other Dimensional Town: lenny bellows


- USA 3, Portugal 2: lenny bellows


- My Neighborhood Bank by Billy Groupee: lenny bellows


- sacral deficit blues: lou dallas


- POST!: lou dallas


- Nabus Piru: lou dallas



6.08.2002
Che cosa fa?



Cro------ay------tia

ooomp ooomp ooomp

Go Mexico
Go Costa Rica
Go United States of America!




I am sanpaku too.

3. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "HAWAIIAN" AND "HAWAI`I RESIDENT."
Although for other states, residents are referred to with titles like
"Iowans" and "Californians," in the state of Hawai`i -- which at one
time had its own aboriginal race and royal kingdom -- people use
"Hawaiian" almost exclusively in referring to bloodline descendants of
the native population. Many are sensitive to this distinction, and
you should keep that in mind when asking about people in the islands.
Usually, you'd be safe referring to 'the people living in Hawai`i' as
"Hawai`i residents" or "locals." Even the latter term here, though,
causes some ruffled feathers.

We're on our way to a really fucking fancy seafood restaurant.
Fucking drugs and booze got us psyched!

Dig Jesus. Forget Tyson.




Henshaw

monkey operated
palace tours
got you uptight

'cause you didn't
think it was right
for monkeys
to be workin'

you were right -

i candied up my nose
for the mayor in his
pick-up truck 'cause
you didn't think it was right
for me to be a monkey (rabid H47 turns to J*9-23 as cooling
effects of nerd spawn gyro dealers
pushing asphalt mummy gear to
underfed sex slaves on crack for Jesus
wearing thongs and lipstick
smudge, dogs walking in the forest), the simian
tuna salad guru that you
knew did voodoo
to continue
at this venue, the palpable cathedral,
light making the best of
angles and power - the girls
we devour get shards of
the black flower -

it is Ours.




El Capitan


shame in the bird reeds,
towering bloom

ancestor fossil
and engine roar

pits and dams
the rights of truckers

shivering children
make wives from dirt

the goat-maladapted
pigeon shark
fussing with
barbeques in the
ecstatic night




6.07.2002


Super Stupid
{Eddie Hazel, Billy Nelson, Tawl Ross, G Clinton}

Super stupid bought a nickel bag
Thought it was coke, but it was skag
Super stupid did a one and one
Then his eyes begin to water and his nose begin to run

Oh! stupid with your ups and downs
Your maggot brain, your grins and frowns
Super stupid you're here today
You've lost the fight and the winner is fear

Did-did-did did-um

Whoa, hey





Lance Cairo

My new favorite game here in Washinton:
Use "... because then the terrorists win."
as the response to every question possible.

Do you want to go get some coffee?
No "... because then the terrorists win."


Do you want to watch Friends tonight?
No "... because then the terrorists win."


You should really quit smoking heroin!
No "... because then the terrorists win."


(people here think I'm a monster)
posted by Lance Cairo at 07:22




-prone 0

i do smoked wahoo at the isolated bench
because i dig the sinister angels, man

i got no apologies for want

shiver NO TIMBER

"it's cold and it's damp"





My most controversial review on amazon.com

9 of 23 people found the following review helpful:

If you live in the year 2000, ignore this book - February 6, 2000

What a pathetic and banal depiction of humanity. It's nice to know that anybody with a pea-brain perspective on management can churn out a bestseller; albeit sad to know that the brainless masses buy into it.

Do yourself a favor and read Napoleon Hill and Carnegie for direction. This book is horrible.




on the pants



i turned up faucet baster
with the roof off, it just
sunk in when the guy showered
in his horn, panicking echo
to the clunk of mammal
prisons and pants colored
with archetype swatch malaise,
the same reason we don't
get them when they say
they are raw and just off the canoe,
'cause you know how it smells
when the chicken disagrees," she said,
as Douglass whispered into the

GOAT





'Puter and The Land of the Beautiful People

--- have to think about something, like monkeys. They are an important symbol. People know that monkeys are a lot like them, but they do not want to admit it. How about a randy, schizophrenic monkey that speaks a banned form of a Uto-Aztec language. He could be outfitted with fine leather chaps and pearl studded holsters with chrome plated cap pistols. Of course he would need a white Stetson and a Sheriff Star on the lapel of his vest. Let’s say his name is,… Puter. He is fast on the draw and fast in his thoughts. Puter likes to flit down Hollywood Boulevard screeching native American chants at tourists. They are not quite sure what to make of him. They speak to each other in Japanese, Serbo-Croatian, English, and many other languages. “What the hell is that monkey doing?” When Puter is particularly hopped up on
rum and pineapple juice, he enjoys finding a finely dressed tall man. He bounds up to him and hugs the man’s leg in an iron grip. Then he humps as fast as his drug-crazed body can handle. The tourists almost never react violently. This is too far out of their normal day-to-day reality. They just jabber at each other in confused, concerned tones. Often, Puter ejaculates on the pants. He then grins, screeches, “Uk tooner bagvy!” then skips away.




My Main Man Woody

MOVIE wildman Woody Harrelson was wrestled to the ground and arrested by 14 cops who chased him yesterday after he allegedly went berserk in a London taxi.






In a related story, several young, mature rabbits were found cohabitating in a Chelsea Flat Sunday. The Home Office
states that they are investigating possible Housing Infractions.




6.06.2002
seethe





One Other Dimensional Town

Fun-straddled third graders pick daisies in the graveyard at recess.
Their school is perched above the final resting place of 5000 mortal
beings. These children can't read, but they can act like fools in
front of the eternal and much maligned spirit. You want to know why they are drawn
to the the aftermath of death. You want to know why they see
elders as sickened old men and women of forty-five. You sense their
omni-prescient knowledge, yet you tell no one. The fever is high. The
time to resist has grown short. Feel the focus, flee.






I luv it.




6.05.2002
USA 3, Portugal 2

All the world is a stage --- and the biggest stage in entertainment or sports history
is this years World Cup where the United States pulled out one of the grandest upsets
in the history of sport.

Unbelievable. I am glad that I saw it live at 2 AM PST ---- Goooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll! Goal Goal GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!




6.04.2002
My Neighborhood Bank by Billy Groupee

Promising money to the unemployed.
Come give your pet rabbits to the teller!
She likes sucking paper cash money and
gesticulating at barbaric fairies flashings rubber
nipples and glam underwear.
You want a little credit, whore? You take that
pen and make your mark on the withdrawal slip.
Pasty shaking fingers and loquacious benzedine
janitors drink coffee and smoke Marlboros near
the open vault.
You wanna little confidence? Got some eq-ui-teeeeeee?
Bastards shoving sharp plastic under your nails. Be-atch.

? Bali's rabbits bleeding on the counter.




sacral deficit blues

samurai bangers in here.
shoulder pain critters in here.
other things.

rope fabulous on the street
rap credible policeman sidewalk.

training the building minors
is bullis. bullis a samurai banger.

other things.




POST!

You fuckers...




6.03.2002
Nabus Piru

Go min tru.