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- Fun in the Sun: lenny bellows


- I dream of Sea: lenny bellows


- +++++THOR+++++++++++++++++ASS+++++++++ICE++++: lou dallas


- Atheists Rejoice: lou dallas


- France vs. Maine, Part 1: lenny bellows


- Mogwa Lou's Pledge of Allegience: lenny bellows


- Vesper Frog and His Latin Ensemble To Be on the California Coast!: lenny bellows


- Flash of a Slice: lenny bellows


- you know the score: lenny bellows


- Wally Does Seti@Home: lou dallas


- vhagwa: lou dallas


- liquid matter: lenny bellows


- Japan's Secret Garden: lou dallas


- Festus 2002: lou dallas


- He Knows Your Password: lenny bellows



6.29.2002












Fun in the Sun

You are engaging, fun, literate, and a good speller

I am an amateur bronco rider, triathlon captain, beet farmer, in general --- a good person

Would like to share spike studded medieval battle recreations, including pain, bruised
unsanitary blood letting, and basic corporal camaraderie.




6.28.2002
I dream of Sea

The sliding ocean
behind a close-knit veil

I can hear the salty breakers scream
at the sand at any moment of clarity

I can smell the seagulls in
their trembling flight searching for echoes

And I fear with failing vision that
those lost to the land can never return




+++++THOR+++++++++++++++++ASS+++++++++ICE++++

Mint
Julep
Deodorant
Stick
w/chlorophyll

MUTHERFUCKER.




Atheists Rejoice





6.27.2002
France vs. Maine, Part 1

Opinion: Great Natural Deodorant

Counterpoint: The slick, young Illuminati of Parisian Nightlife
simply use cocaine in the noise and a dab of Eau de Toilet under the arms.
They deign to even consider that the State of Maine exists in this tachyon infused reality.
And that it is superior... in tone and in astral tree patrolling sparrows.





Mogwa Lou's Pledge of Allegience

"I gots the skippy on the spizots that most make smiley.
Kittles! Bring yo swim trunks. Kittles! We will drink
costly rum and snarf Bhags. Kittles!"







i pledge allegiance
to the flag
of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
and to the republic
for which it stands
one nation
UNDER GOD
indivisible
with liberty and justice
FOR ALL




Vesper Frog and His Latin Ensemble To Be on the California Coast!

Waiting to hit the road to San Dog.
Just got me some new tires for the car.
Gonna drive down Highway 1 through San Simeon.
Will drink mochas with seagulls and stalk mobile crustaceans through the seaweed.
Get high while peering at tourist through the trees.
Fantasizing about ripping velvet mustachios off of Angelino mannequins.
Hearst and his fine love of money and propaganda.





6.26.2002


Because you can't stomp us out and you can't make us run,
cause we're them ole boys raised on shotguns.
We say grace and we say mam
and if you ain't into that we don't give a damn.
We came from the West Virginia coal mines
and the Rocky Mountains and the Western skies
and we can skin a buck, we can run a trout line
and a country boy can survive, country folks can survive.




6.25.2002
Flash of a Slice

In the land of lemurs the spritely monkeys rule.
They jabber at their slower cousins and pray to the
viscous wood god at sunset.
The lemurs generally ignore them, preferring to play
cards and drink good rum.




you know the score

I'm going to pass through Lompoc next week!!!! I'm going to take a picture of Pipe Bomb's parents' house!!!!

hee hee ho ho ha
teetle boomba tic tac toe
dum tilly doom ba




Wally Does Seti@Home

140) Wally Hinson Tue Jul 27 06:07:09 1999 Sun Jun 23 08:23:54 2002 1457 2.208 years 13 hr 16 min 35.9 sec United States




6.24.2002
vhagwa

macadamia
riding the tongue in my mouth
as you count fingers




liquid matter

thrust those pollywogs
inside my brand new blender
just to see it run






here's my bud haiku...

thrown down on the floor
bud bottle thrust in my arse
and OUCH! did it hurt

thank you...




6.23.2002
Japan's Secret Garden

This gorgeous documentary, filmed in HDTV by the Japanese filmmaker Mitsuhiko Imamori, explores the life in and around Biwa, Japan's largest freshwater lake. Rice farmers have set up an irrigation system that renews the soil's fertility and that allows a rich variety of insects (like the giant water bug), fish (such as large catfish), birds and amphibians to flourish. The film also shows how shiitake mushrooms are cultivated and how ancient rituals — stringing persimmons in the autumn sun, a torchlit thanksgiving procession — are kept.

I really dug this Nova episode. It was amazing. It is amazing. Have you seen my kittens? I cannot find my kittens.




Festus 2002





He Knows Your Password

You first notice that the man across the table is watching your
every move, but only after you snap out of a particularly intense daydream. Vivid images of running naked
through the trees of the Hoopa Reservation, lost, but with wild berries piled
high in stained hands.

His name is Rufus. He has tobacco stained teeth
and a wandering eye, but for all of that the man can play poker like a sneaky demon. He has won
a recent hand by drawing into an inside straight. He does not speak. He only
grunts the name of the dealer when he wants another card. You can smell his breath.
Stench of raw meat and garlic. He laughs when he folds, but only smirks when he
wins. You know that he can see right through you, right into the imagery of your thoughts.
He is the one behind the murky trees in your dreams. He is the one with the whip at your back.
Five more minutes at the game. No, five more minutes of sleep. It is the curious thing
that rattles about your last conscious ego words. He knows your name.
It is Festus.