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7.12.2002
purple hillz

[Chorus]
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

[Eminem]
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch
And stomped the foster kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb and's dashing town
Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out

[Kon Artist & Kuniva]
Fuck that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Hey Von
You see me stepping on these leprechauns?
It gotta be acid cuz the X is gone
Ya I took them all dog with some parmesian
And I think my arm is gone
It's probably numb ...:::d12nation.com lyrics:::...
Dumb, dumb, and full of cumm
And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on
So stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On some new shit
I think I did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills (That's ill)
Mescaline

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

[Hook]
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

[Proof]
Pop pills
Pills I pop
Pop two pills
On stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was Incredible I killed the Hulk
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
Look for coke to smoke
I overdose .::::d12nation.com lyrics:::....
When I pack up my nose with coke
*cough cough cough*
I must have broke the choke
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by whore lady
Now I gotta straight born *infant*
(You're crazy!)

[Swifty]
I pop four E's at one time
And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine
(You got any shroom?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack?
I can't get job
Cuz her mom's so trashed (?)
Why the hell you niggas think I rap?
I do it just to get your company hijacked
If you like smack
Then I might too
(Swift, chill)
I just wanna get high like you
And I don't give a damn if they white or blue
Speed, shrooms, down the valiums
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and I'm going back soon

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

[Bizarre]
I'm at rave
Looking like a slave
High off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smelt like vomit
Pussy poppin', acid choppin', dope heavy guy
Heroine mescaline pimp
So ladies wanna try
Blue pills, golden seals
Got Bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (Yeah, right)
Bitch I'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty slut
You know you want it in your butt
I'll put it in your cunt
Let Bizarre nutt

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills





Coulter Would Appreciate:

By the time I get done with you tonight,
you will be vomiting and crying hysterically;
you will then, after 3 weeks without sleep,
have a 5-month nightmare (in your coma) about
pawns committing 5150 on your queen. When you come
out of the coma, 8 years later, the hospital will
be dark and empty and you will scream "mommy" for eternity.

odd that should bring up memories of being tucked into bed by my mother
when i was a slip of a lad...
Kurt Bali Time: 18:39






It is important that lower-ranked players be given a chance to move up the ladder. Everyone should try to play as many games against lower-ranked opponents as they do against higher-ranked opponents.
For ladders with more than 500 players, if in the first day of the month your rung is in the top 100, you must defend your rung against 20 different players outside the top 100 and 40 different players inside the top 100 every month. For games in which a player has multiple opponents, one of the opponents would be considered to be a valid defense.






By the time I get done with you tonight,
you will be vomiting and crying hysterically;
you will then, after 3 weeks without sleep,
have a 5-month nightmare (in your coma) about
pawns committing 5150 on your queen. When you come
out of the coma, 8 years later, the hospital will
be dark and empty and you will scream "mommy" for eternity.


odd that should bring up memories of being tucked into bed by my mother
when i was a slip of a lad...




What Kings Talk About

--- funny you mention dreams, I had a strange one about Mike Piazza the other night.

Anyway, you can spit and drool as much as you want --- I am done messing around with you --- enough of allowing you to win --- never again shall I sense the dirty lemur smell of defeat --- you shall not be warned again.

I am the Lemur King. I can do anything.

(I shall torture your pawns!)

-----Original Message-----
Subject: RE: Knock knock

Look. Enough with the wisecracks.

By the time I get done with you tonight,
you will be vomiting and crying hysterically;
you will then, after 3 weeks without sleep,
have a 5-month nightmare (in your coma) about
pawns committing 5150 on your queen. When you come
out of the coma, 8 years later, the hospital will
be dark and empty and you will scream "mommy" for eternity.

8:15, mutherfugger

-----Original Message-----


yes, i have only dlded two im songs so far, the trooper and run to the hills

I have a plan to destroy your pawns ---- yes I will be gunning for your pawns like they are poppy seed ice cream cones --- bizzat

-----Original Message-----



Dude, Killers.

Get:

The Ides of March
Wrathchild
Murders In the Rue Morgue
Another Life
Genghis Kahn
Innocent Exile
Killers
Prodigal Son
Purgatory
Twilight Zone
Drifter

Tonight, you will die with your boots on!

-----Original Message-----



What you talking about Willis?

I am the Speedo Death God Lenny Bellows!!!

you want to
see the furnace
of my billy jello?

I downloaded Kazaa last night --- a little slower but absolutely dependable
--- I am on an Iron Maiden kick --- hee hee

-----Original Message-----



Too cool. How should we decide what room to go into?
Unless you have IM we can email I guess? No wait!!!!
We can use the messaging in Yahoo!!
http://messenger.yahoo.com/intl/us/ is a quick download.


Yay? As backup we can email.

8:15

"I'm comin' to get YOU!" - Rambo


-----Original Message-----



sounds like a gooly thing

yeah --- 8:15?

goon

-----Original Message-----



paknet,

I waths tihnking abouut playiing chesk witjnh you
afted sayy 8pm undtnhaffing drinkks and whkk and
silllee chatt.

whayo thinkkx?

-----Original Message-----



what? i am dead --- i am the moogy paknet

uh, what time did you have in mind?

-----Original Message-----



Haven't heard from either email. Are you dead? How about a chess party tonight?






paula poundstone opens daycare with celebrity partner...







7.11.2002
mealy moo

trellis wig
copper streaks
saliva flying when she speaks

it's the mealy moo

mealy moo




7.10.2002
93

Beamer played baseball and basketball at Wheaton College in Illinois. Bingham was a two-time college rugby champion at California. Burnett was a star high school quarterback in Bloomington, Minn. Glick was a national collegiate judo champion in 1993 at Rochester.

All four were aboard the airliner, bound from Newark to San Francisco, that crashed in rural western Pennsylvania. Many have speculated that the passengers, including Beamer, Bingham, Burnett and Glick, kept the hijackers from plunging the jet into a populated target.

Saddam better be watching his bizak. We be coming for his scalp.




7.09.2002


support your king, dammit...





7.08.2002
The Frail Pleasures of Cuba

Dateline Chico:

Been spending time with
Cuba Gooding on the patio ---
seems to be a nice guy --- it is just that
the psychedelic drugs really seem to have
a nasty hook into him. Please send this
picture to any Christians that may have
not yet seen it. This is important, people.





7.07.2002


[Event "Casual Game"]
[Site "23"]
[Date "2002.07.07"]
[Round "-"]
[White "Manahei"]
[Black "KChess Elite 32"]
[Result "0-1"]
[Time "19:20:36"]
[Opening "Queen's pawn game"]
[ECO "A45"]

1. d4 Nf6 2. e3 Nc6 3. Nf3 Ne4 4. Bd3 d5 5. Nc3 Bf5 6. Bd2 e6 7. g4 Nxc3 8.
Bxc3 Bxg4 9. Rg1 Bxf3 10. Qxf3 Nb4 11. Bxb4 Bxb4+ 12. c3 Bf8 13. O-O-O Qf6 14.
Qh3 c6 15. f4 h6 16. Rg2 O-O-O 17. Rdg1 Kb8 18. c4 c5 19. dxc5 d4 20. Bc2 Bxc5
21. Qh5 Rc8 22. Rxg7 d3 23. R1g3 Bxe3+ 24. Rxe3 Qxg7 25. Bxd3 Qg1+ 26. Kd2 Qf2+
27. Qe2 Qxf4 28. Kc2 Rhd8 29. Rf3 Qc7 30. Qf2 Qd6 31. b3 Rc5 32. Re3 Re5 33.
Rf3 Qa3 34. Kd1 f6 35. Rg3 Qa5 36. Qd2 Qxd2+ 37. Kxd2 Rh5 38. h3 e5 39. Re3 Kc7
40. a3 Rd4 41. b4 Rhh4 42. Kc3 Rdf4 43. a4 e4 44. Be2 f5 45. Kd4 Rf2 46. Ke5
Kc6 47. Kd4 Kd6 48. c5+ Ke6 49. Bc4+ Kf6 50. Be2 Rh2 51. Bf1 Rd2+ 52. Kc4 Ke5
53. Kc3 Rf2 54. Re1 f4 55. Rd1 f3 56. Bc4 e3 57. Rd5+ Kf4 58. Rd4+ Kg3 59. Rxh4
Kxh4 60. b5 Rb2 61. Kxb2 e2 62. c6 bxc6 63. bxc6 e1=Q 64. c7 Qe5+ 65. Kb3 Qxc7
66. Bd3 Qb8+ 0-1





Adieu X

Yellow hulls against the marine layer,
bobbing lemons on the levels of a brain.
Thin thistle backtracks around
the fat burning enclave, peering through
knotholes at hippos threshing grain.

Salmon California - resplendent
in red push-ups and the dandy
secrets of jai-alai commuters, we motion
for the ocean spray to ride us out, and
bid adieu.

- len and lou - san dawg - upshur lab