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HEADlines
- You Gotta Get Algebraic: lenny bellows


- Are they kidding?: lou dallas


- Surf to Live, Live to Surf: lou dallas


- Hairy, Stinkin' Love: lenny bellows


- And Then Down At The Mosque: lenny bellows


- MS1 Bali: lou dallas


- Impact!!!: lenny bellows


- Insane in the Corn Flame: lenny bellows


- Albert Einstein - Robert Oppenheimer, Princeton 1933: lou dallas



7.27.2002
You Gotta Get Algebraic

5 checks in a row save the senor's chestnuts

White: Lou Dallas
Black: Lenny Bellows
Opening: Dutch
Date: Fri Jul 26 22:12:47 PDT 2002

1. d2-d4 b8-c6
2. g1-f3 d7-d5
3. c2-c4 d5xc4
4. b1-c3 c8-f5
5. e2-e4 f5-g6
6. f1xc4 e7-e6
7. o-o g8-f6
8. f1-e1 f8-b4
9. a2-a3 b4-a5
10. b2-b4 a5-b6
11. c1-g5 d8-d7
12. e4-e5 h7-h6
13. g5-h4 o-o-o
14. c3-b5 a7-a6
15. e5xf6 a6xb5
16. c4xb5 b6xd4
17. f6xg7 d4xa1
18. g7xh8 d8xh8
19. d1xd7+ c8xd7
20. e1xa1 d7-c8
21. g2-g3 g6-c2
22. g3-g4 c2-e4
23. g1-g2 c6-d4
24. g2-g3 e4xf3
25. a3-a4 h8-g8
26. a4-a5 f7-f5
27. a5-a6 e6-e5
28. a6-a7 f5-f4+
29. g3-h3 f3xg4+
30. h3-g2 f4-f3+
31. g2-f1 g4-h3+
32. f1-e1 g8-g1+
33. e1-d2 g1xa1
34. b5-c4 a1xa7
35. h4-f6 a7-a4

White Resigns




7.26.2002
Are they kidding?

NAMBLA believes that any child, regardless of age, should have the right to say "yes" or "no" to any person. The child should have the right to initiate the relationship, as he often does. He should have the right to enjoy and develop the relationship without fear of shame or ridicule, or of harassment by parents or police. Children should have free access to factual information about sexual relationships of all kinds, and the right to control their own bodies without interference from adults. No child is harmed by any consensual sexual experience, but children are harmed by society's condemnation and persecution of their bodily pleasures.










Surf to Live, Live to Surf

Lenny Bellows has served as a peak performance consultant to the 1992 America's Cup winner, America; 1993 Stanley Cup finalists, the Los Angeles Kings; 1994 U.S. Open Champion, Andre Agassi; and the 1995 San Antonio Spurs. Bellows has also been a consultant to executives from such Fortune 500 companies as American Express and Xerox, IBM, AT&T, Hallmark, Southwestern Bell, and the U.S. Army have all utilized and benefited from Bellows' technologies, Bellows has advised the President of the United States. He was selected as a consultant for the regeneration of Sheffield, England and spoke before members of the British House of Commons and the House of Lords.






FORE!




7.25.2002
Hairy, Stinkin' Love

When Lou Dallas was a boy, he was raped by a creature in the Dune Country of Oregon's Coast. This is an accurate drawing of that creature. God bless Lou, he has never quite recovered from the brutal assault.







Our ministry exists to turn lost students into Christ centered laborers. With that in mind we place a heavy emphasis on outreach and evangelism.





7.24.2002
And Then Down At The Mosque

Where is Uncle Ed?





MS1 Bali





Impact!!!

Where will you be on Feb. 1, 2019?






Little Tikes has received 10 reports of children falling forward over the toy's handlebars. Seven injuries to children include damaged teeth, stitches to the chin, cuts and scratches to the mouth and face.





7.23.2002


Flatulence is passing gas through the anus. For the average adult this happens about 6-20 times per day. What causes gas to be released this way?





Insane in the Corn Flame

You know what they say about guys with large trucks...






hey, fellows, my name is kurt
and here is my 5-7-5...

my weiner is huge
i like to slap my bitch with
it upside her head...






Consumer's who have purchased the Dry Fermented Sausage from Zhang Charn Meat Market Co., Inc. should discard it or return it to the point of purchase.





7.21.2002
Albert Einstein - Robert Oppenheimer, Princeton 1933

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bb5 a6 4.Ba4 b5 5.Bb3 Nf6 6.O-O Nxe4 7.Re1 d5 8.a4?! [8.d3] b4?! [8...Bc5] 9.d3 Nc5?! [9...Nf6] 10.Nxe5 Ne7 11.Qf3 [threatening 12.Qxf7 mate] f6? [11...Be6] 12.Qh5+! g6 13.Nxg6! hxg6 [13...Rg8 14.Nxe7+ Kd7 15.Qxd5+ Ke8 16.Qxg8] 14.Qxh8 Nxb3 15.cxb3 Qd6? [15...Kf7] 16.Bh6 Kd7 17.Bxf8 Bb7 18.Qg7 Re8 19.Nd2 c5 20.Rad1 [or 20.Re2] a5 21.Nc4! dxc4 [21...Qc7 22.Bxe7] 22.dxc4 Qxd1 23.Rxd1+ Kc8 24.Bxe7 1-0