(for a cool, stony candlelight type of narrative song --- DL Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot)

Memo to Dallas --- "Project 23 has begun" --- compilation
of all known data --- dozens of pages thus far --- compiling
into one file, then dissemination to Lenny and Lou databanks --- heads+creativity
= commercial pop star status, bathrooms, cocaine....

by lenny bellows | 20:45

"..she's been looking like a Queen in a Sailor's dream, and she don't always say what she really means-
sometimes I think it's a shame, when I get feeling better when I'm feeling no pain" - Gordon Lightfoot

by lenny bellows | 19:44

Medium-Size Outsider
Hit Dice: 9d8+9 (49 hp)
Initiative: +1 (Dex)
Speed: 20 ft, fly 40 ft (average)
AC: 21 (+1 Dex, +10 natural)
Attacks: 2 claws +10 melee
Damage: Claw 1d4+1
Face/Reach: 5 ft by 5 ft/5 ft
Special Attacks: Spell-like abilities, forget, summon devils
Special Qualities: Damage reduction 20/+2, SR 21, devil qualities
Saves: Fort +7, Ref +7, Will +8
Abilities: Str 13, Dex 13, Con 13, Int 15, Wis 15, Cha 15
Skills: Climb +10, Concentration +10, Diplomacy +11, Hide +10,
Knowledge (planes) +11, Listen +13, Move Silently +10, Search +11,
Sense Motive +11, Spot +13
Feats: Alertness, Dodge, Power Attack

by lou dallas | 21:25

Hell Yeah



by lou dallas | 14:02

2-12 Road Record!!!


Bitches.jpeg

by lenny bellows | 20:46

Another Lenny and Lou mind meld!!!!

I swear I have been telling people all day long "Happy Festivus" --- when I logged on and saw the greeting --- I felt like a strong
laxative in a CORN field.

by lenny bellows | 20:28

by lou dallas | 16:16

by lou dallas | 16:15

Stay away from them Super Typhoons!
Stay aaaaway
Stay away from the gesticulating unicycles!
Stay aaaaway
They are sooo dangerous!
Stay aaaaway

by lenny bellows | 16:13