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- Allah...what an asshole!: lou dallas


- Maitreya is the Anti-Christ: lenny bellows


- 888-344-1170: lenny bellows


- Good Dog!: lou dallas


- Clits of Fire: lou dallas


- filthy painted whore-slut-strumpet: Kurt


- You're in My World Now: lou dallas


- Aserejé: lou dallas


- Meow meow chess sex: lou dallas


- Kwanzap!: lou dallas


- This Land is Your Land...: lenny bellows


- Festivus Redux: lenny bellows


- Brrrrip!: lou dallas


- Google: lenny bellows



12.28.2002
Allah...what an asshole!

[6.143] Eight in pairs-- two of sheep and two of goats. Say: Has He forbidden the two males or the two females or that which the wombs of the two females contain? Inform me with knowledge if you are truthful.




Maitreya is the Anti-Christ

Benjamin Crème is promoting his savior, Maitreya, as god incarnate.

Elizabeth Conari-Mora, a 19th Century prophet, said, “Countless legions of demons shall overrun the earth…causing terrible calamities and disasters. Nothing on earth will be spared.”



"God made me buy that tomato. These words are a message from God. It's a miracle."

And now, a new segment on Lenny and Lou --- various verses from the Holy Qur'an!!!:

[29.23] And (as to) those who disbelieve in the communications of Allah and His meeting, they have despaired of My mercy, and these it is that shall have a painful punishment.





12.27.2002
888-344-1170

8:00-9:00 A.M. Saturday P.S.T.

KCBQ rocks!!!!




Good Dog!





12.26.2002






Clits of Fire

Even if their plate from Vegas within picked square has been defeated, 5-foot-9, a formed history extracting machine to release 150-lbs from the first woman in order to play in the unit a game of soccer of i-A. Katie Hnida has tried a point of the supplement, that it follows New Mexico a touchdown, but has made a step the sphere, those are low and have allowed to a player of UCLA to obstruct them. The Bruins has collected 27-13 for one Victoria Wednesday.










filthy painted whore-slut-strumpet







Obgleich ihre Mannschaft in der Las Vegas Schüssel besiegt wurde, ein 5-foot-9, 150-lbs Kicker gebildete Geschichte durch das Werden die erste Frau, zum in einem Abteilung I-a Fußballspiel zu spielen. Katie Hnida versuchte einen Extrapunkt, der einem neues Mexiko Touchdown folgt, aber sie trat die Kugel, die niedrig ist und erlaubte einem UCLA Spieler, sie zu blockieren. Das Bruins sammelte für einen 27-13 Sieg Mittwoch.





12.25.2002
You're in My World Now





Aserejé

Sight which is approached around the corner comes Diego plotting a course. With the moon in the pupils and their suit marine water it seems of contraband. And where but it does not fit a soul alli puts to occur to cane poseido by the rate ragatanga. And dj that knows headress the hymn the twelve for Diego the wished song but and dances it, and it enjoys it and it sings it... Aserejé, ja leaves tejebe tude jebere sebiunouba majabi an of bugui an of buididipí (x3) is not thing of brujeria that finds cough the days by where I am walking. Diego has chuleria and that afrogitano point of alegria rastafari and where but alli does not fit a soul puts to occur to cane poseido by the rate ragatanga. And dj that knows headress the hymn the twelve for Diego the wished song but and dances it, and it enjoys it and it sings it... Aserejé, ja leaves tejebe tude jebere sebiunouba majabi an of bugui an of buididipí






in the land of the blind...
the one-eyed man has bad depth-perception

remember, if your girlfriend/wife/significant other/hooker/crack whore/boyfriend/love slave/gimp/rape victim/grandmother
doesn't swallow, the terrorists don't necessarily win,
but they will have a hearty chuckle at your expense...




12.24.2002
Meow meow chess sex

lennybellows: yeah, you heard the words of gurdjieff echoing
loudallass: only 94 users now
lennybellows: inside the 7-11
lennybellows: through a scratchy
lennybellows: loudspeaker
loudallass: "Stop technique"
lennybellows: "Wha??""
lennybellows: derrr
lennybellows: lol
loudallass: wha wha petals




Kwanzap!



"Be careful little Reggie! We must be gentle with dem Kwanzappers."




12.23.2002
This Land is Your Land...

and in the Jungles of Africa...




Festivus Redux

And now to the airing of the grievances! yuse bastards...

Bali! Yeah. Bali! Where has your sacred kernel of wisdom been misplaced?
Since the bombing on your Island, your vaporous silences have mystified!
Remember... if you breed the silence, the Terrorists Will Have Won!!!

Dallas! Yeah. Dallas! 12-23-next year 34- Rudy 45- Newport Jazz 56-
Summer of Luvin' 67- Rotations Per Minute- 78 Lenny & Lou- 89 Number- 9
Number 9 Number 9 Number 9 Number 9 Number 9 Number 9
(John Lennon sketched in notebook during Colony Inn Mushroom Trip...)

If you really want to: Blow Your Noodle ---
DL Pat Matheny's version of Giant Steps and let it vibrate
your gluteal spokes and wish...am i becoming jazz nerd, yes all
i listen tooouu... freedom from shackles, brothers and sisters, and you...

-the concept of Moksha, defined by Monier-Williams as "liberation, release"
(A Sanskrit-English Dictionary, 1899).

Cobordism as ... 4. Virtual, or Implicit, Animation Paradigm Traditionally,
a computer animation scenario is understood as a continuous, tempo ...

A set of assumptions, concepts, values, and practices that constitutes a way of viewing reality for the community that shares them, especially in an intellectual discipline.

Moksha Paradigm- Release of the Model? Or Model of the Release... seperate
cultures may have different Orders of Freedom...

Is the I I interality.

The variance and nonexistance of time
when concerning thought reciprocity.

The sequence of numbered thought.

The lunch earlier that ate your jacket, your telephone, your
George Mason television channel Stations of the Cross, matted...

Your brilliance that you chew, masticate
furiously inhabited hidden taboo flavors...

and the Qi is transposed, illuminated
within itself, its rigid facing borders smear away...

the tight constricting tone of words, using syllables
as blue notes, devil tones, the liquid
carapace of free vowels...

your moment, sitar twang is behind
your ears your prostation
is within your skull
your belief is shrinking...

I want to know the drone and stop
the knowledge of time
(the dirty secret of mal-force)

(Ravi Shankar - Bhimpalasi)








Brrrrip!

Wow, listed with The Simpsons and Jack Kerouac.

It's about time we incurred the respect of the global village.

Happy Festivus!! December 23!!





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