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- Dear Casey...: lou dallas


- Eight-year olds, Dude: lou dallas


- It's Playing in Peoria!: lenny bellows


- RAIDER GARY: lenny bellows


- Herr Faust: lenny bellows


- -----Original Message-----: lou dallas


- You Heard It Here Second: lenny bellows


- We are a group of Christians who enjoy Cars and the thrill of Motor Racing: lou dallas


- Defector!: lou dallas


- Bobby Brown - Don't be Cruel: lou dallas


- So Ya Gargantuate: lenny bellows


- The Autumn Wind is a RAIDER: lenny bellows


- Raider Nation Celebrates: lenny bellows


- Chipmunk of Death: lou dallas


- Bleeth Towers: lou dallas



1.18.2003






Dear Casey...

Betty, this is totally unacceptable. I prefer
staying with the aforementioned
"office solutions: slap my donkey".

Jeff


-----Original Message-----
From: Betty [mailto:betty@level23.com.au]
Sent: Monday, November 26, 2001 2:15 PM
To: jeff@level23.com
Subject: ad


Jeff, I just phoned the courier and had the ad changed to "office solutions
for hard times"

have a great day and talk to you soon.

Luv yah

--B
lou dallas Time: 15:27





Eight-year olds, Dude

QUINTANA
I see you rolled your way into the semis. Deos mio, man. Seamus and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

DUDE
Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.

Quintana looks at Walter.

QUINTANA
Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes "click".

DUDE
Jesus.

QUINTANA
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Jesus walks away. Walter nods sadly.

WALTER
Eight-year-olds, Dude.




It's Playing in Peoria!

DL of the Day: The Dope Show - Marilyn Manson




1.17.2003
RAIDER GARY





Herr Faust

DL of the day: Road to Babylon - Manfred Mann's Earth Band

"Baghdad, seine Leute und Führung, wird festgestellt, um das Mongols unseres Alters zu zwingen, um Selbstmord an seinen Gattern festzulegen," Saddam, das gesagt wird und bezieht sich die auf Mongol Armeen, die das irakische Kapital 1258 das Abbasid Caliphate beendend sacked.






Gray Davis Must Join Elvis




-----Original Message-----

From: Jeewart [mailto:JeffS@Norfld.com]
Sent: Friday, January 17, 2003 11:00 AM
To: 'btimns@bioostics.com'
Subject: connection with the sookra

I have a plan this weekend to write a poem. Actually write a neat poem. I will put it on The Chelsea. You should write a poem if you find a spare few minutes. Poetry is cool. That is what everybody says. You are cool.




You Heard It Here Second

Lou's last header nearly knocked me off my bike!!!!

Confusius say, "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."




1.16.2003
We are a group of Christians who enjoy Cars and the thrill of Motor Racing

Cover me when I run
Cover me through the fire
Something knocked me out' the trees
Now I'm on my knees
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know when you're going to shock the monkey




1.15.2003






1.14.2003


changle thurghioul
gout d eluge huge mind key mon
kaydreuig hoff menia






100 MILLION BULBOUS TENTACLES CAN'T BE WRONG!!!!!





Defector!

sunken into cheap perfume with idle
shut-eyed images of flexing hips and sin

roll out on the bypass distortion,
feeling for a coy transition; lay down
once and for all

or, we shut down the city and freeze the
media...

Tower of grace.






tried to create my own blog...

damn system say my blog not ready fo' publishin'...

hate bein' held down by whitey again...




1.13.2003
Bobby Brown - Don't be Cruel





So Ya Gargantuate

So ya want my voice to be heard in the great music debate of 2003.
So ya want songs to trip to, the songs to dope to, the demon sound
of drugggggggggg skitching in your ears as you try to think This is
a tough thing to consider- not something to spurtle out
as first inspiration of retortion. This last six months or so I have
been listening to a veritable Mecca of different types of sounds
and styles. From marching band jazz to Norwegian death metal,
from live folk recordings from San Francisco to a sampling of
the limitless key classic rock tracks of every generation. At the moment I
am listening to many brilliant compositions the
Beach Boys made famous. Songs like Don't Worry Baby,
God Only Knows, Help Me Rhonda, sheeit... the entire Key Album
of the Decade: Pet Sounds. My favorite song of the Boys being
Good Vibrations. Now that is one stony amigo, padre. But you
asked for the best selections.

Dog, the Bomb.
"The West Coast has the sunshine and the girls all get so tan. I dig
a French bikini on Hawaiian Island girls by a palm tree in the sand.
I've been all around this great big world and I've seen all kind
of girls, yeah but I couldn't wait to get back to the States, back to the
cutest girls in the world." - Beach Boys

So when you consider songs how could you leave
out: Breaking the Law by Judas Priest, Take The A Train by Duke Ellington,
Bhimpalasi by Ravi Shankar, Are You Experienced by Jimi Hendrix,
While My Guitar Gently Weeps by The Beatles, I Shot The Sheriff by
Bob Marley and the Wailers, Gin and Juice by Phish,
Dear Mr Fantasy by Traffic, All Night Long by Lionel Ritchie,
The End by The Doors, the list
is infinite
the possibilities are not curtailed in fine musical ability
each moment
is the slave of nothing
the people strive
for a chance to relax
the door is closed, lights kicked up,
feet turned on
wanting just to relax
the salvo against Evergrind
///Tom Petty with the great Two Gunslingers
stroking the hip///
the lips on chance to listen
and feel the pulse of creativity first hand
the hammer on the vinyl
the drink is in the hand
the %&^#$& is packed and in your #)#@$*
everything is just freaking fine

so you light the wooden match
and watch it burn....
the music weaves as it exits the speakers
you figure notes are within
yourself and the room
All Night Long is bouncing on your hips
like a giggling monkey (Jumbo Jumbo)
the stress slides away from
expansive carpet
blues with Kid Rock, then Albert King
some more ice
for the rum
and Slade and Stan Getz
and you massage your inner core you figure
that there is no inner war
only peace
and Miles Davis
is kind of blue and Tool is involved with
that desperate thought at the back of mind,
prison sex
and the movements are now sounds at the corner
of the eyes
and the pulse of vibration caresses the eyelids
it is Gram Parsons or Kurt Cobain
or the strangled youth of Led Zeppelin from
your forehead....
they all settle in for
the night and you sleep......





The Autumn Wind is a RAIDER

"Of course, Oakland won handily. The final score was 30-10. The Jets got run out of town. They couldn't handle the pressure and went all to pieces in the fourth quarter. Their boy wonder quarterback got swatted around like a Ping-Pong ball and the crowd began to hoot at them, causing their nerves to crack, and the Raiders ran wild toward the end. It was a massacre." - Hunter S.




Raider Nation Celebrates







1.12.2003
Chipmunk of Death





Bleeth Towers

Wrap it up, I'll take it, to my helicopter brethren
crash landing Randy Roads, barnitecture vehemence here --
the skyline ghosted behind marine layer
as we gelate in the January Sun --
strange outward-projector vagina on
a middle-aged volleyball gal chasing
errant spikes, exposing the Pez-almost
appeal of her extensor schlong puss, retracting --
wrap it up, I'll take it, even if her coke habit is worse", said
Lo Toi Ming, as he grabbed his mother's ponytail and came inside --
lifeguards on empty beaches meditate to the
memory of dying people.