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2.15.2003
9 1. Make tax cuts permanent.
2. Close the borders now. 3. Deport all illegal immigrants now. 4. Eliminate bilingual education in all states. 5. Require health tests for all recent foreign born immigrants. 6. Eliminate as many entitlement programs as possible. 7. Reduce the number of Federal Employees. 8. Oil Drilling on U.S. Soil. 9. Tort Reform "STOP LAWYERS". Bellows is Dude, Dallas is Walter,... WALTER
He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger – DUDE The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose. WALTER Near the In-and-Out Burger – DONNY Those are good burgers, Walter. WALTER Shut the fuck up, Donny. This kid is in the ninth grade, Dude, and his father is – are you ready for this? – Arthur Digby Sellers. DUDE Who the fuck is that? WALTER Huh? DUDE Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers? WALTER Who the f – have you ever heard of a little show called Branded, Dude? DUDE Yeah. WALTER All but one man died? There at Bitter Creek? DUDE Yeah yeah, I know the fucking show Walter, so what? WALTER Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude. DUDE Uh-huh. WALTER The bulk of the series. DUDE Uh-huh. WALTER Not exactly a lightweight. DUDE No. WALTER And yet his son is a fucking dunce. DUDE Uh. WALTER Yeah, go figure. Well we'll go out there after the, uh, the. He waves a hand vaguely toward the stage. WALTER What have you. We'll, uh – DONNY We'll be near the In-and-Out Burger. WALTER Shut the fuck up, Donny. We'll, uh, brace the kid – he'll be a pushover. We'll get that fucking money, if he hasn't spent it already. Million fucking clams. And yes, we'll be near the, uh – some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our fucking troubles are over, Dude. Bounce! SOLLOZZO
(drinking coffee, to Tom) Your boss is dead. I know you're not in the muscle-end of the family, Tom, so I don't want you to be scared. I want you to help the Corleone's, and I want you to help me. (handing Tom a drink) Yeah, we got him outside his office just about an hour after we picked you up. (then) Drink it. (then) So now it's up to you to make the peace between me and Sonny. (then) Sonny was hot for my deal, wasn't he? And you knew it was the right thing to do. TOM Sonny'll come after you with everything he's got. SOLLOZZO That'll be his first reaction, sure. That's why you gotta talk some sense into him. The Tattaglia family is behind me with all their people. The other New York Families will go along with anything that will prevent a full-scale war. Let's face it, Tom, and all due respect, the Don, rest in peace, was – slippin'. Ten years ago could I have gotten to him? (then) Well – now he's dead. He's dead, Tom, and nothing can bring him back. So you gotta talk to Sonny, you gotta talk to the caporegimes, that Tessio and Fat Clemenza. (then) It's good business, Tom. TOM I'll try, but even Sonny won't be able to call off Luca Brasi. SOLLOZZO Yeah, well, let me worry about Luca. Torrey Pine Trippin' I remember a night in Guantanamo Bay at Windmill Beach in a familiar
cabana, overlooking surreal desertscape and mystic Caribbean blue chop for eternity. Transparent liquid worlds below. In the cabana my home boys and I were drinking up muchos cuba libres, and cranking one particular album on the ghetto boom box blaster... GUNS N' ROSES Appetite for Destruction. I think we cried on the exit bridge of Nighttrain. We listened until the sun cracked and so we swim with sea turtles and nap. Awaken to bustle of Filipinos staking out cabanas and prepping exotic seafood...pork. I remember cranking Grateful Dead - Whiskey in the Jar and flashing back to GUNS N' ROSES and thinking, "What else is there? There is only GUNS N' ROSES." Even ol' John McLaughlin faded...Miles. The Appetite for Destruction...my god. Who can walk away from the owl monitors and peculiar shadows? Who will bravely descend into the caverns that shelter giant groupers and breeders? 1. Tiger Woods -12 F 2. Brad Faxon -11 F 3. Steven Alker -10 F 3. Phil Mickelson -10 F 5. Briny Baird -9 F 5. Fred Couples -9 F Ahhh...Sunday. We did TP 2 years ago with Tigre y Philo (Cosmo Kramer's BRO in real terms as we take it to our nigger on the street, Willy Johnson: Purse: $4,500,000 Site: La Jolla, California Par: 36-36--72 Yards: 7,607 Screaming tit fissure. John 3:16. Watch the 18th for me leaping and screaming! Peace to the niggaz...  Saturday DL and listen to: Snortin' Whiskey, Drinkin' Cocaine - Pat Travers
MR. BROWN "It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like the first time. The pain is reminding a fuck machine what is was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin.' "
2.14.2003
Johnny Cash - Cocaine Blues (live).mp3Misterio De Alaska I'm a helicopter pilot in Alaska, "said VIchySoisse!"
Oh really...me likey you bullsheet tale. Very inventive. Me welly look into "slight detour" lingo, swinging over wolf packs. Sharmelli took us into the tunnel as casually as his own home. Six feet high we could gets away from aching. I smelled the scent of lady moss. Le scimmie sono dure, pecore sono fagiano. Steamrolling loaded rifles in the breakfast shit is not the rage in our fortress thine periodica! Mestle thine in dredlock mazes shaking rad bongos full of petals. "Billy wrote a letter back home to Patti's parents tryin' to explain. He said we're both real sorry that it had to turn out this way." Flinch freely. You are among friends. Rod says "okay". As fas acid jazz goes we're touting Mark Farina/Big Muff. Patti gave birth to a mutant. Interest rates are loooow. The Surreal Life Gyro XXX signing off... In the world of Lenny and Lou...  Monkeys are Tough, Sheep are Pheasant Received my new Better Homes in the mail this day, so now I
--- cue up the setlist beginning with: Smooth Operator - Sade Guantanamera - Sandpipers The Girl From Ipanema - Stan Getz, Joao Gilberto, Astrud Gilberto etc... Mother Hips, Muddy Waters, Styx... The famous few dig under the shifting dusts of moons and pearls around your pretty ears- The famous laugh and languish inside their very heads soon to be shaved, and cut, and mussed upon- Wrinkled wishes intrude with relaxation let loose upon the hectic mounted marble mannequin heads- 
Tossed up written bile with love words strewn about the atomic paper space between carved by electrons- Faces are swirling matter within matter the grin, a laugh, or chaotic streaming of unknowable particles, or the other person dissolves into component elements by which the lava stream of non-relative movement decides posture, and couthness, and how to respond with concepts: "My teeth are white for you." "My heart is always true." "My, my, we do not have..." common groupings of globular presence, modified by secret dark matter, kept by fungus wizards hoarding Illuminati code words in bags, with singing, and dancing... blonde little people extending their tiny arms to the sun, all hope of wavelengths, all types wiggling into cranial cortex, but understanding cools with magma, and icecubes, and golden books. 2.13.2003
Le Français Lâche The Past Several Centuries of French Warfare:
Gallic Wars: The French not only lost … they lost to an Italian. Hundred Years’ War: Although they kinda/sorta mostly lost, they were saved by Joan of Arc (a female schizophrenic), who by accident created the First Rule of French Warfare: "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Italian Wars: France became the first and only country in history to lose not just one but TWO wars against Italians. Wars of Religion: France was 0-5-4 against the Huguenots. Thirty Years’ War: Although not technically a principal, they did manage to get invaded anyway. Amusingly, they claim a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring them. War of Devolution: Tied. Dutch War: Tied. War of the Augsburg League: Lost, claimed tie. King William's War: Lost, claimed tie. French and Indian War: Lost, claimed tie. Three ties in a row caused some deluded folks to label the period as the height of French military power. War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. American In a Scribean foreshadow of the future, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw way more action. This is eventually known as "de Gaulle Syndrome." It also establishes the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." French Revolution: Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Franco-Prussian War: Lost. World War I: Tied and on the way to losing. France was saved by the United States. World War II: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain. War in Indochina: Lost. Algerian Rebellion: Lost. The first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades. It gave birth to the First Rule of Muslim Warfare: "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of Italian, Russian, German, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux Warfare. War on Terrorism: France has surrendered to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. 2.12.2003
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The Real Story ... Lou. Soon, White says, Lenny and Lou became friends, then more than
friends. Now they're getting married. And you're invited. White ... 11:11 You know that it watches you. It luveeees you, sailors.
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? Quivering Frenchies [63.11] And Allah does not respite a soul when its appointed term has come, and Allah is Aware of what you do.
 Soy Una Rumbera!!! In Tent City Chelsea
and the Fat Cop ... government, as long as it does not attempt to force them to disobey God." lou dallas Time: 16:19 my son frightens me he worships bryan timmins the unwashed run ... www.lennyandlou.com/wax/2002_09_15_past.html - 14k - Cached - Similar pages 2.09.2003
Jamboylito Sexy Sadie, what have you done? You milked
the dog in front of everyone, oh Sadie. Say, die you? Sifted dung dust goers bust. |
