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- BBC Wire Report: lenny bellows


- I Am Gummy Bear: lou dallas


- Otto and Fawn: lou dallas


- and now from the UPI: lenny bellows


- THE SCORE: lou dallas


- Fantasy Jai Alai: lou dallas


- A Team Hustlerz.........................: lou dallas


- AWESOME ARCHIVE: lou dallas


- Huh huh, huh huh huh, dude.: lou dallas



3.22.2003
BBC Wire Report





I Am Gummy Bear

Youze da rogue violation of the maniac Code, centrifugal flippers in your brandy stink fold, the restless and the Wild in the places to be, got no sugar pudding in your western physere. {})(}{)(}{}{}{}{)()()()()()}()){P)(fetus POOOPpppeopleUS) t

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Otto and Fawn





and now from the UPI

A group of American anti-war demonstrators who came to Iraq with Japanese human shield volunteers made it across the border today with 14 hours of uncensored video, all shot without Iraqi government minders present. Kenneth Joseph, a young American pastor with the Assyrian Church of the East, told UPI the trip "had shocked me back to reality." Some of the Iraqis he interviewed on camera "told me they would commit suicide if American bombing didn't start. They were willing to see their homes demolished to gain their freedom from Saddam's bloody tyranny. They convinced me that Saddam was a monster the likes of which the world had not seen since Stalin and Hitler. He and his sons are sick sadists. Their tales of slow torture and killing made me ill, such as people put in a huge shredder for plastic products, feet first so they could hear their screams as bodies got chewed up from foot to head."





3.20.2003


Saddam Hussein besa el pene de América y bebe la hombre-leche con mucha felicidad.

s'true fact, y'all...




3.19.2003






THE SCORE

they share a bowl of source
in the Camaro before performing
lenny bellows Time: 12:52

Mi extremo está sangrando para América.
Kurt Bali Time: 10:38

::ciguatera::
the barracuda is curious,
eating toxic silver things now,
ghosting it at the shallow maze,
pine loaders on shore not in the
know of jagged edges and blood.
lou dallas Time: 18:58

::The Military Taught this to Me::
What to do to die today
at a minute or two to two
a think distinctly hard to say
yet harder still to do

for they'll beat a tattoo
at twenty to two
a rat tat-tat-tat tat-tat-tat tat-tat-too

and the monkey will come
when he hears the drum
and then this drill will be through.

[note: must be read outloud, over-enunciated, over and over ad nauseum]

Lance Cairo Time: 09:16




Fantasy Jai Alai

slime pulse
micronocom
take us to your fearful canyons of sphagnum minor

claw horses under bellow lend the elfin a prize jay -
foreskin pilots over Baghdad

finicky suffering and liberal mealy mouth
at the liquor store
with varying incomes and intelligence
pawns and queens
in accordance with the supreme objectification

we live and die by the motion
of Great White sharks, Carcaradon carcharius, like
Stevie Ray Vaughn likes licks with picks and
wicked sinistly chicks all up in his mix, oh, he played his
last Note? Buy my goat and
see to it that
the sufferers pay an allowance to
the charity fund sailors to drink
and they will finish every drop while
watching

THE WALL









We will meet that threat now with our Army, Air Force, Navy, Coast Guard and Marines, so that we do not have to meet it later with armies of firefighters and police and doctors on the streets of our cities.

Now that conflict has come, the only way to limit its duration is to apply decisive force. And I assure you, this will not be a campaign of half measures and we will accept no outcome but victory.






may God watch over our troops and bring them home safely...




3.18.2003
A Team Hustlerz.........................





AWESOME ARCHIVE

HERE










3.17.2003


Licking pinecone thwappisiusissius!!




Huh huh, huh huh huh, dude.

Damn! And best of all that's Jim Murawski who retired
just in time and my shirt is from a Ft. Lauderdale thrift store;
it is from a wheelchair tennis event tournament.

I look like a Haitian.

Pray for Bashar, All.




3.16.2003


separated at birth?



you be the judge