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3.29.2003
Let the World Hold Hands  25 or 6 to 4 - Motley Crue 
Now appearing from the pits of Hell, the Los Angeles Lakers! 3.28.2003
Yo Duke! Hey Duke... Behind one secret door lie four more secret doors. He’ll say he’s leaving through door number two, but he really exits through door number four.
Then he’ll come back in through door number six and leave again through door number one. He uses 15 to 20 different cars to leave the palace. Boy Scout the Dog Bone The Iraqi Republican Guard is a myth. Saddam’s real protectors are a force called the Special Guard. His bodyguard in chief is called Hamdi Hamouda, who is the only man in Iraq who knows everything. The floors of Saddam’s main palace, the Sixth Force Palace in Tikrit, and the paths of its outer courts are made of glass. Underneath, sharks and tropical fish swim in a giant artificial lake, giving visitors the illusion of moving over the surface of a heaving ocean teeming with marine life. Saddam’s weapons of mass destruction are concealed in two places: a tunnel complex under the main streets of Baghdad and the sand dunes in Ouja, near Tikrit. At Ouja, they are stocked in mobile bunkers. They can be buried deeper under the sand at the flick of a remote control. Jassem said he had been told the bunkers in the sand were built by American engineers but he did not know if this was true.
Oh Daytona! 3.27.2003
Gee Suzy, He's So Cuuuute! And Available!  lou dallas blasphemed with these words:
If you are not too busy with fondling the blind testicle of Christ, I will admit that Jeff Gordon will prove to place the Earnhardt industry away. GOD! HE drives the NASCAR CAR!! Thank GOD for FOX!! Can you believe the coverage on NASCAR since FOX? Awesome. Fucking addictive TV beatch. Why do I LOVE JEFF GORDON? Everyone I tell says I am a punk for liking JEFF GORDON. WHATTUP?! none shall ever beat the man know this and ye shall be saved... 3.26.2003
The Hot Penis Enterprise Starshuttle Sojourn Arrives Io in space it is placed outside
of the war...we call warry war, 'cause a da wally waddle you know pilfering munions in the dank dark pity of hippy foreskin - cantilever doobie sisters keep out the oil fond of elk semen and wolf milk we avoid the obvious booth, farm animal concoction notwithstanding heads high... (The Sawyer Brown Fan Club dinner will be June 4th at Dirt Road Farms. The cost is $20.00 per person for anyone thirteen or older and $10.00 per person for anyone twelve or younger.) I pissed on a dead crow while praying for its soul. In my mind I imagined heartless hippies farting at Corn conventions; I ended up ass-up in an ER stall, facing the consequences of street random sodomy anvil tank fucking!!!!! DEATH TO JUPITER'S PEOPLE!!And I know lenny belotose remembers sacred Colony Inn G n' R "One in a Million"... "You know we tried to reach you...but you were much too high..." Axl Rose is God. Axl Rose is GodIf you are not too busy with fondling the blind testicle of Christ, I will admit that Jeff Gordon will prove to place the Earnhardt industry away. GOD! HE drives the NASCAR CAR!! Thank GOD for FOX!! Can you believe the coverage on NASCAR since FOX? Awesome. Fucking addictive TV beatch. Why do I LOVE JEFF GORDON? Everyone I tell says I am a punk for liking JEFF GORDON. WHATTUP?! apes monkeys triggers forks deaths detonation grandpa should put a little makeup THE RAGE... And now your favorite cyclone fist: (pause)... Father Deer Breath, why have you forsaken me in your heart and thoughts? You fucking prick. Eat shit and die on the corner of Geary and 19th, fucking PUNK. Father Deer Breath knows why you imagine having sex with MEN, you FAGGOT. It is the will of Noah, ultimate animal pedophile!! Herbie Hancock told me while we bowled in an alley inhabited by white trash earning under $100K per household. When I became the SUN... (Thin Lizzy - Dancin' in the Moonlight) - louser Join the Parade!  intense reporting 3.25.2003
god damn america ! (Reading global discussion boards is interesting fun!)
by: mahatma_buddha Posted on: 20/03/03 22:59 Msg #1 SHAME ON BUshitLER !!! hope he will be satisfied after killing all iraqi civilians. Im curious...after all that drama continued throu for months, what was the aim of inspectors? maybe to make iraq without any weapon for protecting iraqi people?! That would make devastation, and killing easier...typical coward creature!! FAT sissy american soldiers vs high motivated iraqi soldiers...must be interesting i guess I'm very sad and angry. LONG LIFE CHINA, FRENCH, GERMAN, RUSSIA!!!!!!! 3.24.2003
Ya Aint No Stormin' Norman!!  
Rep. Tom Osborne (R-Neb.) (left) farts loudly during a Congressional dinner with members of the National Corn Growers Association, causing Rep. Collin Peterson (D-Minn.) (right) to laugh aloud and say, "Oh, you got me that time, my friend!" Osborne responded by saying, "Man, I think I cleared cotton with that one! Damn that freedom cabbage!" |
