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HEADlines - September 12th Era with Wally Hinson: lenny bellows - Where My Dogs At?: lou dallas - Greenspank re-ups. Thanks bro. You're a good man.: lou dallas - LOU DALLAS ACQUIRES NEW DOMAIN!!: lou dallas - "Because Monkeys are Funny": lenny bellows - Giraffe Rape in Yerbouti and the Antler Trade of Sonoma: lou dallas - 4/20 makes me hungry...: lou dallas |
4.26.2003
September 12th Era with Wally Hinson I have had several Harp Lagers and bowls of gangee...
Lifting off the table with a smile on my face... touched a picture and screamed... what is wrong with my mind when I listen to Samba Pa Ti as wedding march over and over and over... and tall men intimidating surly fish called Monikem... greet5ngs oh dallsa...
i'm drunk on a high of MGD, frampto9nh comes alive, and mp3's of brak 'm so happy i'm damned near pissing meyslef... man i love alcholol...and rodney carrington... Where My Dogs At? Orlando, Florida - Rosen Centre - 23rd Floor VIP Lounge
Where are the Bali? Where are the Bellows? What hath become of my jolly old fellows? I miss the wisdom and stupidity. (Listening to Peter Cetera now, drunk on some Polynesian bullshit and puffing the kif; why? Because Grandma is already DEAD.) I miss you dudes. Oh yeah, I am overlooking Florida, which looks pretty cool from this vantage point; flatland wooded with islands of ambitious amusement parks. Local news sez MJ is shopping for real estate here, which makes good sense; there are many amusement parks and children. Last night I had alligator for the first time and it was fucking good! It was in a stew. Next time I'll get it broiled though. Also had a cut of buffalo steak. Now, I routinely enjoy the ground buffalo meat, which is quite delicious and low in saturated fat and high in good fats, but this was really fucking rich. Okay, gotta go masturbate while watching PPV. PEACE! 4.23.2003
 Greenspank re-ups. Thanks bro. You're a good man.  LOU DALLAS ACQUIRES NEW DOMAIN!! 4.22.2003
  "Because Monkeys are Funny" garvoom structures
brought the credit card and gave it to washroom attendant she smiled I keep a turtle next to the toilet flung dung at the Prophet Mohammed of San Clemente he who delves into cram it mystery... 4.21.2003
Giraffe Rape in Yerbouti and the Antler Trade of Sonoma I am into the garvoom structures; keeping the fist embedded where
policy and notation fear to amble, raving and moshing with the pierced Betty Crocker Gang: 
To Wit: Twit ballasts. Full measure of groin youth. Feeling space(d) out to lunch. Jimmy. I keep a turtle who doesn't KNOW. Bending and posers. Chuck E. Cheese campaign. 2044 is when you DIE. Jimmy. Must know. Monkey spoilers on F-150 cannabis. I am the search engine. Twine girl failure. Abandoned Austrian dog loads. Ba'ath baths in the pearlescence of midnight grunts. Athens under salt. Gout healer. Kif burns brightly at the bazaar behind toilet whistles and violent whispers. (smokes kif overlooking skyline and wetbacked lands) Now here this: You cannot deny the feeling of a good sky. One time in Cuba I was driving a beater golf cart and my homeboy Nicholas was driving a similar model next to me...both of us roaring towards our balls, as they were struck into a not-so-grassy patch of ground awaiting further projection. The carts were adorned with implements containing cool beverages and Chewbacca action figures, 297 to be exact, they would tell us funny lies about flying in SPACE (so I sez to Nick: "The tribe has spoken. All Chewbaccas agree that we must grip and rip our 8 irons to reach this spawning green..."). And we would often drive by the ball like rival Knightship with our carts instead of horses, reaching out and careening like Sandler's best physical humor, beating the ball with old putters and dilapidated drivers. We got drunk and I shot about 121 and he shot 250+ not worth mentioning because he drank like totally, uh...mm, oh yeah, he was drinking right? So he had about 20 ST. PAULI GIRLS(Slayer - Unguarded Instinct.mp3, Stevie Ray Vaughn - Pride and Joy.mp3) 4.20.2003
4/20 makes me hungry...    |
