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- invading your nightmares: lou dallas


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- Oaxacan Love Juice: lou dallas


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- No You're Not.: lou dallas


- I'm Going!: lenny bellows


- Take that Fucker!: lou dallas



6.07.2003
The Giant Wooly Flying Squirrel

Large pine cones on the boot.
Hiked deep off the trail in wet woods today
and in the sunshine built a fire.
Hydration packs are cool.
Rolling the 6000 foot J...





6.06.2003
:-0





J. Lo's Next Ex





Diedre Should Have Her Picture Taken For Her License

DRIVER'S ID RULES IN MUSLIM NATIONS

Saudi Arabia: Women aren't allowed to drive
Iran: Women wear a traditional chador, which does not cover the face.
Egypt: Women do not cover their face in I.D. pictures
United Arab Emirates: Women do not cover their face in I.D. pictures
Oman: Women do not cover their face in I.D. pictures
Kuwait: Women do not cover their face in I.D. pictures
Qatar: Women do not cover their face in I.D. pictures
Bahrain: Women do not cover their face in I.D. pictures
Jordan: Women can drive if their faces are covered but do not cover their face in I.D. pictures
United States: Women must have written permission to drive from a male member of their family.
Most must have their face in I.D. pictures




6.05.2003
Mm hmm!

Come on boy! Suck my dick!






memories of GTMO

good times...











is there no end to the evil? none whatsoever?










6.04.2003
What Wishes Were Dreams?





invading your nightmares





fucking wets

u

it. manson earning stupid dream flakes in the outburst riparian zone.
you want commitment? down.


crying for porridge like a pathetic donkey
breathing moon herbs - you cannot
deny that i am the almighty poet of all human history
and you must shovel the bowels of shameful
wannabee revengers gloating over grandma's sperm cookie.




It's All About Rocket Queen

"Don't ever leave me
Say you'll always be there
All I ever wanted
Was for you
To know that I care"

Slash at his best.




Oaxacan Love Juice





6.03.2003
Because Monkeys are Funny, part II

Nuts are for
feelings
i want you
to know me
how my toes are
like a rosebud hitler - swinging from the playset
"bein' a primate" and funky like a lime
pit swishing two-tone - wallets as a sign
leprous young pumas
are pawing the refuse
of legume movements
stalk the razor sharp
Bali - Indonesia terrorist echoes
of Jungle Hunt - Coming to NBC
this Fall.





GAY HITLER YOUTH AND THE 21ST CENTURY PHENOMENON OF ABSTRACT PROPAGANDA

SUre.,/:::fingerfingerfingerfingerfingerfingerfingerfingerfingerfinger

hATE MY CHICKEN, said moMmy win she sed she GO DEYA,
NO YOU GO NOW YU B HYIA FO HOWA!!! YOU GO NOW!!!

into the deep purple crystals now shuffling the ghostly deck,
blatant Jewish women on my jock as if parking on hills...
blue sky holding pattern always easy with the reminder system
memory. STOP.

Mean girl at the gas station with the wiper: GO DEYA,
NO YOU GO NOW YU B HYIA FO HOWA!!! YOU GO NOW!!!

she huy nguyned the place
and we took our toys to kurt's pad,
tying him up with horse urine and expensive wine refuse. STOP.
STOP the pretentious portugese woman as she slams
the Lexus door. Wait, urgent message:

YOUR BOSSA NOVA TECHNIQUE DON'T HOLD WATER!!!











No You're Not.





6.02.2003
I'm Going!

Musician, Logger, and Composer: Sean Kerrigan




6.01.2003
Take that Fucker!

(To think that a boy scout web site asked us to link with them...wow.)



The white cliffs of Dover are sterling spaces that denote the long history.
Martin lore hence the Eddie Murphy speed trap.
Keep on trucking Holy Infidel.

Meanwhile, I fucked up 2 kids today on Daytona at Dave and Buster's. :-O