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HEADlines - DL of the Day: Kingston Trio - El Matador: lenny bellows - No One Like You: lenny bellows - The Response From Dwight: Afraid of Monkeys: lenny bellows - Because Monkeys are Funny, Part III: lenny bellows - Speaking of squirrels...: lenny bellows - Satan: lou dallas - Heye: lenny bellows - Me Likey Ape Boy: lenny bellows |
6.14.2003
 6.13.2003
DL of the Day: Kingston Trio - El Matador "I hear her heart, for it cries when the bulls are too near." - Kingston Trio
 No One Like You There he is! Herman Rarebell can be seen cowering inside the fragrant bushes behind
the old A&P. He is rubbing his face furiously, trying to relieve the debilitating itch on his face. He mumbles slurred comments, "hornig," and "unterbewußt" and "die Trommeln stoppen nicht", over and over. He stops for a moment and rubs his naked chest with ointment. He laughs. The Response From Dwight: Afraid of Monkeys "stinky fun on deck watching sunset and trees and birds of prey, and
drinking fine 1999 California Chardonnay..." - Dwight Yoakam Because Monkeys are Funny, Part III I have been living up at 3000 feet this past week. I watch the trees sway with light breeze. I often hear chittering eminating
from the hidden branches draped in evening shadow. I believe it is the communication between Sierra Nevada red monkeys. I have not actually seen one yet, but I flash bright lights into the woods sporadically, trying to catch the wily primates moving. Instead of sleeping inside the house, I have erected a tent in the back yard area. I hope they try to sneak up on me because I am armed with devious intent. (monkey flesh is impotent) 6.12.2003
Speaking of squirrels... There is an albino squirrel that lives outside the windows of our building at work. It jumps and shouts
and runs between the trees and flowers next to the creek. We are trying to get a picture of it, but so far it has eluded our preternatural inclinations of spiritual dominance. Please pray that we get a picture before the spectacularly un-camouflaged squirrel is snatched up and eaten by an angry predator, such as a velociraptor. 6.11.2003
Satan Loping groove over the ancient turf,
heading down toward the streams. 
Spook feelers convey the graphic pall. Sheep wither against the distant shadow border. Apollo driving up the 101 to Arcata for espresso and laughs, kindling makes the night go right. Cronus on Mad Beach smoking the bomb at 4:00 AM. 6.10.2003
Heye 
Young Latin Lover Looking For Some Wood. Can you help him? E-mail the Fat Cop. tripping on the mindvibe of little river band
while eating the humble pie... the consciousness slips to the definition of evil and its opposite, apathy... the blue falcon is evil... the boy in the rainbow is evil... but true evil? that is for you to decide... but i'll give you a hint...  Me Likey Ape Boy chamma chamma! is a great magazine
they have stories about naked yeti and rabid bigfeet... (and feral Appalachian boys -- note the one in the picture below) 6.09.2003
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