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HEADlines - Jaadu Hai: lou dallas - Next thing you know, old Jed's a Millionaire, poor mountaineer...: lenny bellows - "Kobe Bryant"+"felony": lenny bellows - Go Kings!: lou dallas - Boy Taliban: lou dallas - Back in the Mutherfuckin' Dizzay: lou dallas - 1.4 nanosecond: lenny bellows - Episode One, Scene One: lenny bellows - NBC's New Fall Lineup!: Kurt |
7.18.2003
Jaadu Hai Pencil in our lasting Organic pulse sessions
for the next 23 centuries - ringers and drivers can pull the sky away from the wind and bust out the tonsils of the Sun, Warrior mist soda in the Cooler antique medicine bottles, Hendrix lines in the Arcata redwood mist, early morning on the Fickle Hills of Humboldt County better Dante editions than backwoods drafters x-ray vision at the fruit stand of Satan Next thing you know, old Jed's a Millionaire, poor mountaineer...  "Kobe Bryant"+"felony" I want to be on fire...
with my girl on the wire! Check It... Check Check Check Check It... Would the Boogeyman rise Would the Boogeyman frame-a-sound "Gettin' down..., with my peeps, down when I spin my sounds... With the funk that I learned Am I ever goin' to crash and burn..." And that's when we sunggg about the jury and the bummm how he wiped his ass and they gaped spun his grave they sent him down.....town free from scrape the body fate made him sit down on the ground and phase... chunk chunk chunk it the boys... they like to scream and cuss the girls... may we find like to do it right "and the payoff is straight we never be late for the disco dates..." Hands up. Kobeee Kobe Kobe Kobeee Kobe Kobe Kobee two nine-teen! two nine-teen! two nineteen year old giiiiirls one a wife one a white twirlllll.... The Big Lebowski on Crack! nothing cute,
no weird poetry, just fuckin' straight up funny... www.gaytona.com Go Kings!  7.17.2003
Boy Taliban I.
In banana fields we crouch, patting the leaves and branches with soft feathers to communicate - serpents devour gulls in the morning so the pancakki, hahi - itch pincacki, erudite pinks, rhythm sellers for boring kills: Tricksters bent on the heavenly filth, pounds - erudite Pope meal regurgitaliban - Who are these crescent fiends that manipulate the dominant paradigm? In what textbook will Jenny Chou find her lemon groves in the Sun? Not in the library mind you, while tremendous cloud cover burdens the anticipatory blonde chick. No, it is the panty party on Friday night with gallons of top shelf booze and high grade tea that these tempestuous freaks partake in the imagery of other lesbian fantasies In the banana field we crouch, like the Stones: "Waiting on a friend." As Rumi and Bellows espouse: "The Friend"... friends come in the shapes of substances of rock and breath, posing as fiends at the fence waiting for a bus they cannot describe. II. In mango fields we crouch, patting the leaves and caterpillars with harsh cussing that we learned in Cockpit Country, fooling with Dope mangs of all sizes approached me with Jealousy - all I could do was eyeball my cohorts crouching in the fields, minding our own it's not our fault. III. Stock picks: 1. REDF 2. IIJI 3. SIRI IV. "Undulating precipice gathering the dust of clown poop," said Thor. Back in the Mutherfuckin' Dizzay  7.16.2003
1.4 nanosecond image of pillow
foster 1.4 touch skull film gator rub on switch on want to weed emasculated bear of secret vermin and sluts unite for free energy rations s.u.f.f.e.r. 7.15.2003
 7.14.2003
Episode One, Scene One Tessa: I'm not happy when you take my food!"
Garry: "What'dya expect Pumpkin, I'm a god-damn gamma-iridiated monster. I have my needs." (HEAVY LAUGHTER) Tessa: "But those were my jelly beans!" Garry: "Yeah, well... here have one of my cigarettes." Tessa laughs and grabs the cigarette, breaking it in half in the process. (APPLAUSE) Garry: "What the Hell? Hey, give me that." Garry grabs the cigarette remains from Tessa. He scrunches the pieces in his hands until they have been ground down. (GASPS) Garry: "You're just like your Mother. No common sense. Know what these things cost dese days?" Garry brushes the tobacco refuse from his hands into her face... (DEAFENING LAUGHTER AND SOBBING) 7.13.2003
NBC's New Fall Lineup! 
this fall, following the smash hit, chelsea and the fat cop, the latest from the creators of frasier, it's who shrunk the gamma-iridiated monster? follow the hiliarity as the incredible hulk gets shrunk to near pocket size! meet tessa, the five-year-old with the heart of gold who falls for the miniature monster and his green gherkin this fall, at 9 o'clock, 8 central... |
