lennybellows: oh yes, the canadian flick
ape_semen: thiefslennybellows: bank
lennybellows: oh yes
ape_semen: fun
ape_semen: ed takes a bongrip
lennybellows: are you at Owl Tree?
ape_semen: omg
ape_semen: i thought that was poetry
ape_semen: hold on!
lennybellows: hee hee
lennybellows: where r u?
ape_semen: walrus rock
ape_semen: yrs is full;

by lou dallas | 18:01

after exhausted mental search lasting months, i have decided my next
group incarnation shall be named Mind Chowder.

possible project name: The Fedayeen

prospective cuts:

Some Day A Military Airshow With Bryan
Getting Attention To A Razor Sheen
Spreading The Donut With Pliers
The Rockem Sockem Bear Attack
I Ran Into The Wall
With Grace And Panache
A Closer Age To Crazy
Light Orb
What Does Fedayeen Mean?

by lenny bellows | 17:13

Gideon's bible for a mousepad,
exploiting power, hunched over
ottoman and laptop while Britney Spears "acts"
in her film, Crossroads, Wayport DSL kickin' like
Coruba and chronic - easy chick with pimples begging
for it on Michigan Ave - hard in grocery to find organic anything here,
much less Transylvannian spirulina with chelated funyun, wicked
air show warming up earlier while sipping in Chi fashions on
bums and bewildering long assistantesses meandering
with armfuls of grey matter between towers, feeling
like Rexroth and the Unibomber in this rambling delirium,
"working" here this weekend - right...here in the Radisson, 36th floor
overlooking the lake (it's all about kissing the front desk's ass and fat bell hop tips),
tig ass bitties and the after effects - now for some local CHICAGO LOCAL BAND NAMES:

Seven Day Run
TURBONEGRO
The Blood Brothers

PALOALTO
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Demolition Doll Rods
Jesus & the Devil
Rainer Maria

Meanwhile, I would pay $50 to watch Hurlyburly right now, blah blah blah...oh god, Pretty Woman
is on now. Why do I hate Richard Gere's acting so much? Hmm.

by lou dallas | 16:39

The BRAIN of Bryan Timmins.

The BALLS of Bryan Timmins.

The COCCYX of Bryan Timmins.

The BOOGER of the pipe squeak.

by lenny bellows | 18:17

what brilliance now
You the Hammurabi Speaker!

what shadows of your use of "writhe" dictate
that which is without urban sprawl

yea verily punkassbitch I said "sprawl"
talent of phage and built in Evergrind --- walk quietly outside
in the dark blackout of New York City... peer in windows
and jackal prey
and massage own chest
with sprinkles of biscotti
and yokes of rubber ball disasters
spread under sunlight
classic car magazine blitzes with bristle kids
running for their lives =-= they sense
the enraged crack addicts have risen -=-
set in their mind the blame
of ova and sperm
spermicide and vaginal fluid
talks of deejays and wonder woman pirouette
--- the salt is engine of the verb

by lenny bellows | 18:01

in this chuuuch state, we slippin' -
myriad nizza dona wanna sip the feelin',
creaming on the shore,
creaming on the shore

Blast guy and Klez busting writhe -
"I didn't think she was black" morning dew
on the nose of a black lab, we swangs the
total ambiguous mental abomination
without frustration and elation, just pure gyration,
the steadier philosophy that adapts to life - not forcing a paradigm
with limited insight snapshots!" she said, downing the last
half of a Cuba Libre contained in a Mason jar, as ospreys had
butt sex in Eddie Murphy's Tahiti motel

"My yacht has a private nook. We can go in there and make
foil origami - the nooks are not crannies and if you will
follow me down you must hang on to your possessions
as they are all you have left in the subelevated dreamworld that
awaits you, dear Child, oh Ominous born of pussy or gut, the messy
inititiations are bathwater to trollers hunkered down between
lightning and Carcharadon..." and so on, until everyone was
bored and just curious about how, "I will let you sit down around me
and grasp at the curious playing cards - I am not shy about kundalini
and your unique buy-in to the whole religion thing...at least cults are more recent."

But Grandma just lied there, motionless. Still reeling from the news of her demise.
Just then, Lou Dallas was seen floating in the ether, not his ghost, but the reel thing...
"People, it's just a hallucination."
"But all of us at the same time?"
The crowd buzzed with the sighting.
Then He landed.

Lou Dallas stepped off the emerald shuttle for a brief speech,
in which he divulged his loyalty to the ghost of lou dallas - despite
their differences, they have promised to cross promote and
exploit Internet portals for diverse ramifications," in his squeaky voice,
now getting closer to the elevator. We waved and there He went.

the ghost of lou dallas:


Nate Dogg
Nate Dogg
2003 Elektra/asylum

1 I Need a Bitch
2 Bad Girls
3 Get Up
4 Keep It Real
5 Leave Her Alone
6 Hide It
7 Round And Round
8 Gott Damn Shame
9 There She Goes
10 Somebody Like Me
11 Interlude
12 I Got Game
13 All Night Long
14 Next Boyfriend
15 3 the Hard Way
16 Interlude
17 Right Back Where You Are


"I gots to do it.
Suited and booted." - DblGizzy

by lou dallas | 18:41

Maginot Line - A line of defensive fortifications built before World War II to protect the eastern border of France but easily outflanked by German invaders.

magic square - A square containing a number of integers arranged so that the sum of the numbers in each row, column, and diagonal is the same.

The wonderful French magic realism of Monsieur Maginot... Blood, Fear, and Retreat of The Modern Gaul. Run! Andre! Run!


by lenny bellows | 20:54

SURF HEIGHT.............3 TO 5 FEET.
PRIMARY SWELL...........W AT 9 SECONDS.
SECONDARY SWELL.........S AT 15 SECONDS.
RIP CURRENT POTENTIAL...HIGH.
WATER TEMPERATURE.......65 TO 70 DEGREES.

REMARKS...LOCAL SETS TO 7 FEET ON WEST FACING BEACHES.


by lou dallas | 20:46

where mah niggaz at?

by Kurt | 17:23