rip torn
abused monkey toys

upon the fiasco
of feminine wildebeast
decompression

up/down upper/downer

horoscope marina





by lou dallas | 04:39

A more explosive eruption, possibly dropping ash within a 10-mile radius of the
crater, is possible at any time, scientists have said.

First, I witnessed Tori Spelling's breasts walking her pug through the party, and then, her frightening near death encounter. After her being seriously injured in a bicycle, you'd get a recording urging you to keep watching the show and vote for it in the People's Choice Awards. It is based on "The Golden Man," a story by sci-fi writer Philip K. Dick. Gary Coleman, who adapted a Dick story into "Total Recall," penned the script.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE GET A PUBLICIST DENIAL BEFORE WE WAKE UP TOMORROW - Is there anyone left to fire, or are they going to need to fill empty cubes with temps before marching through the office and handing out pinkslips smeared in cranberry sauce?

In keeping with the MPAA's subtle tactics, one of the new "solutions" is unironically named PirateEye and looks "looks like a mechanical replica of Darth Vader's head" watching movie patrons. Ms. Diaz and Mr. Timberlake were ambushed by two men, who jumped out of a concealed hiding place on a dark, deserted street, late at night. But I didn't care, because by then I was lying on the floor with blood trickling out of my ear because I'd just suffered a cerebral hemorrhage from trying to use a bunch of non-existent words in a sentence.

TOUCHÉ




by lenny bellows | 20:10

Operating on the outskirts of the city, the seven members of the patrol paused for a few short minutes in order to catch their breath. The streetlights were brighter from this point, glowing strangely violet against the ragged slopes of the diminishing foothills.
"You think we'll reach the other side by sunrise?, " asked one of the juniors to The Leader.
"You'd better hope so," replied the gruff, older man. "I 'spect the denizens of Edge City will be mighty ornery by daylight."




by lenny bellows | 19:37

I know your county, you hide
in the shadows of undeveloped land... hai! Ray
Charles and His Latin Ensemble

Gonna see GWAR at The Senator...




by lenny bellows | 18:09

by lou dallas | 22:06

There's a party going on right here... a celebration, that will last throughout the year...




by lenny bellows | 20:36

CREMONA, 24 JULY - a woman of 80 years has been assassinated to Barbuzzera, fraction of Dovera, in the Cremasco high, province of Cremona. The body without life of Maria Angela Manziali has been found today from a baker under the porch of the shack in which the woman lived, to a hundred of meters from the inhabited center.

Twelve of the men have been questioned before the time of due process. Where the evidence
is stored guards have been keeping vigil to keep silence from many others and the press.
A grandson of the victim, than was not married, Peter Regazzetti, of 54 years, supports that the aggressor probably knew the woman.

The bed still was made, and that makes to think that the woman has been killed evening yesterday. After to have been hit to the inside of its room, the old would have been dragged to the outside. OMG.









by lenny bellows | 18:35

Q: "I love your website, it's so informative! I'm a 25 y/o woman and my question regards clitoris size. First of all my clitoris works wonderfully, but after reading your section on massage of the clitoris and reading how men could possibly grip it with two fingers or more, I decided I wanted that. I also saw two pictures of women with some sort of clitoral pump, one looked like a syringe. I was interested in knowing where I can get one of these. I have also heard on the Oprah show about a device by prescription only I think it was called Aero something or other and it was a little clitoral pump designed to increase blood flow, and sexual pleasure. Do you know if I can get one of those somewhere other than prescription?"

A: "You are all sanpaku."


by lou dallas | 09:16